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Tag Archives: Dumb Girl
Fun with inferiority complexes
Awkward lulz. i texted a girl back “i guess i’m just too good to you” and she sent a long reply agreeing and being emo cuz she read it as “i’m just too good FOR you”. bonus lulz: after i … Continue reading
Convo: I’m not gay anymore cuz I’m tired of BS. and I’m pregnant.
Samantha did i tell u that imma have a baby on nov 30th 5:45pmRichard no why the hell would you do that 5:46pmSamantha it wasn’t planned it just kinda happened 5:47pmRichard so you accidentally had sex while not on birth … Continue reading
Haw Haw. Someone got pulled over. Oh crap. It’s me
I just had this interchange on the phone with a girl while she was driving. Mid conversation about her upcoming math test she says: Girl: [see's police lights] haaaaa. some-one gawt pulled oooo-verr. ha ha. which I’m glad isn’t me … Continue reading
I’m lactose. And tolerant
What can I add to this gem that took place just moments ago? I fear any addendum’s now would only detract from it, so all I will say about this is that this female in question is over 20 years … Continue reading