Richardland Blog

Samantha

did i tell u that imma have a baby on nov 30th

5:45pmRichard

no

why the hell would you do that

5:46pmSamantha

it wasn’t planned it just kinda happened

5:47pmRichard

so you accidentally had sex while not on birth control?

5:49pmSamantha

no i used protection

but apparently it didn’t work

5:50pmRichard

what type of birth control?

5:51pmSamantha

i wasn’t on birth control at the time

5:52pmRichard

well then. not all that surprising is it?

who’s the dad?

5:53pmSamantha

his name is [name redacted] and he’s 20 he’s from trenton GA he’s a good guy

5:53pmRichard

hows he plan to support a baby?

and what happened to you supposedly being gay?

5:56pmSamantha

yeah well he’s got thing undercontrol w/ money.

and as for the whole bianca thing she let every guy at work(except 4) run a train on her….. she decided to do meth and so i left her

6:00pmRichard

so that made you not gay?

6:01pmSamantha

no it made me tired of bullshit

6:02pmRichard

so switching back to penis is getting away from bullshit?

6:02pmSamantha

no ………

[and then she stopped talking and got offline]

I just had this interchange on the phone with a girl while she was driving. Mid conversation about her upcoming math test she says:

Girl: [see's police lights] haaaaa. some-one gawt pulled oooo-verr. ha ha. which I’m glad isn’t me cuz I’m goin way too fast.
Me: well slow down. it’s raining there. chill out.
Girl: …unless it IS me…. ohma gawd….
Me: what?
Girl: ohma gawd ohma gawd. is it me?
Me: He’s behind you??
Girl: ohma gawd please don’t be me.
Me: are you pulling over?
Girl: No!
Me: pull over stupid! if its not you then he’ll pass you by. hurry up and get to the side.
Girl: ohma gawwwwd nooo! I can NOT get another ticket!
Me: well pull over!
Girl: ohma gawwd! is it seriously meeee? nooo
Me: PULL. OVER. NOW. and get off the phone.
Girl: ohma gawd
Me: HEY!
Girl: okay okay okay….. uuuh. i’ll call you back

She cried. threw up outside the car door. and got a ticket.