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Hey. You. Stop “looking for something better”

richard — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 18:45:40 +0000

I just read a status that was so dumb, I had to immortalize it in a blog just in case the chick who posted it realizes it’s foolishness and deletes it. She thought she was being super deep or something I guess and posted “Why can’t people just be happy with what they’re blessed with? Stop looking for something better”. lulz.

I don’t even know who this person is so I might as well invite them to delete me by responding to it instead of blindly agreeing with it. If she actually responds to the comment then I won’t give their name here and will accept full responsibility for the false accusation that this person is the type to respond to things by being an ignorant jerk – but you have to admit that if I do turn out to be wrong, it’s still a valid suspicion given the evidence I have to go with: Blonde chick in her 20s posting vapid nonsense on Facebook. never been challenged on saying something that sounds silly or doesnt make sense. Used to dealing with non-adoring people by ignoring them. That’s my suspected bio. will see.

But the point isn’t this random person, it’s the idea behind chastising people for “looking for something better”. Ingratitude is a real problem that is a mass cause of unhappiness, so the “why can’t people be happy” part I’m down with, though I wouldn’t say “blessed” with cuz that means others who don’t have what you have are damned with their situations and the truth is much more nuanced than being blessed or damned with what your life is like. My reaction to “stop looking for something better” is:

Idk. I for one am glad that generations before me didn’t stop looking for something better and gave me the life I’m able to enjoy today. I hope to continue their pursuit and keep looking for better things to pass on to future generations.

I’ll update this if the original poster has something thoughtful or incisive to say, or even if they say anything or nothing at all, but otherwise just wanna get the point across that none of you reading this are allowed to adopt a “stop looking for something better” attitude. I forbid it. and by reading this, you’re agreeing to a binding contract. Don’t you dare stop looking for something better. Don’t let it consume you and don’t let it come at the expense of your happiness (like I said: the first part is solid. be grateful and be happy for what you’ve got) but don’t ever stop the pursuit for better things in life.

I am looking forward to the flexible clear piece of plastic that is the thickness of a playing card and is also my iPhone in 5 or 10 or 20 years. Keep improving. Always.

UPDATE: Within an hour of posting that reply, I got the notification from the App on my phone that tells me when someone deletes me. Could this have been more predictable? lulz.

I usually give the “exit survey” message to fresh-deletes but this time I know why I was deleted, so instead of that, I just apologized for offending her so badly that she threw me off the train. I took a screenshot of the comment, but won’t bother posting it since the point of this one isn’t that the person behind it is an ignoramus (that was assumed from the get-go, so it’d just be gloating to show how predictably this played out) but that the sentiment itself (without clarification or explanation – which never came) is rubbish.

Partying and Lying and Lying about Partying

richard — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 09:09:39 +0000

In bed on the phone right now talking about how bomb the party me and the girl on the other line were at tonight since we somehow didnt see each other there. We’re reliving all the stupid drama laden drug induced slutacular stuff our mutual friends were doing.

the funny part? I’m making up everything i’m saying cuz I didn’t go out tonight…..

I’m just guessing what happened and what everyone did, said and acted like and so far I’ve woven 4 separate tales of fancy and was only off base about 1 of them (which i quickly covered up).

Girls Are Stupid

richard — Wed, 25 May 2011 05:54:34 +0000

Girl: “why do you think he would DO that??”
Me: “remember when i said i didnt care? and when you said youd stop? and when youre not with this guy so you shouldnt give a shit? and when none of this matters?”
Girl: “ikno but like. why do you think he would do that tho??”

— fkking HOPELESS….

New Years Peve

richard — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 21:56:48 +0000

“oh… thats today?.. sorry. guess i wont be able to make it after all. i’m not in your state at the moment” — wups. guess my poor time management means i’ll be in Texas for New Years after all.

UPDATE: Received Drunk Dial Count: 6. extra points for 2 being ex’s and one who legitimately thought i was at the party they were at and bitched me out for not saying hi.

UPDATE: just got a text from one of the girls: “hey, someone else had my phone last night so if anyone contacted you, im sorry! Happy New Year!! ” – you crazy ho. i talked to you awn tha muh fkkn PHONE. now some space alien mimicked your voice and read from a life-script just to mess with you while youre trashed? eff outta here.

Listening? Or just waiting?

richard — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 05:02:34 +0000

i never learn my lesson with these people… this chick is watching Horton Hears a Who on tv and i’m halfway into making an insightful point about how the roles of Steve Carrel as the wacky mayor and Jim Carrey as the steadfast Horton were totally wrong and should have been reversed but Carrey was too big a star to get second billing to Carrel at the time although currently — and she interrupts with “Jim Carrey is comin out with a new movie” and started talking about that. in other words, she heard “blah blah blah buzzword” that let her go “buzzword? oh, i have a thought about that”. The movie is I Love You Phillip Morris and has been out for awhile but is just coming to America probably due to its graphic gay sex nature but i didnt go into talking about it…

Priceless moments with Classes bitches

richard — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 04:49:19 +0000

Getting bitched at on the phone for [in her mind] showing interest in girl A and then being “all over” (including public breast cuppage) girl B at a club tonight: 5 minutes.

The fact that I haven’t even left my house for the night yet: Priceless.

There are some things money can’t buy. and dry deliveries of “With all due respect, Madam, I believe your source is mistaken, considering I’ve been watching 30 Rock on Hulu in my room for the past 4 hours” is one of them.

I wonder if it will be this funny when I’m falsely accused of rape.

UPDATE: she called back and continued to scold me for making her friends not like me (ie: existing) because then they wouldn’t do things like this. her friend admitted she lied about me cuz she doesnt like me and she doesnt like girl B so she figured why not kill 2 birds, yet i’m still the bad guy somehow. what ever happened to “i’m sorry?”.

UPDATE: UPDATE: ice cream party it is! she thinks im meeting her some place even though i didnt say i would (its one of those power-move things where these bitches try to exert dominance) and we had the following text back-and-forth:

HER: do u know …how to get where ur going?
ME: yes
HER: good
HER: lol
ME: what was funny?
HER: nuthin. so do u have any questions?
ME: ya. do you know what you and this pint of Cherry Garcia have in common?
HER: ??? lol. we’re sweet??
ME: i’m about to be done with both of you in a few minutes and toss you in the trash.

*BLOCKED*
=)

UPDATE: Facebook weighs in…

Fun with inferiority complexes

richard — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:50:28 +0000

Awkward lulz. i texted a girl back “i guess i’m just too good to you” and she sent a long reply agreeing and being emo cuz she read it as “i’m just too good FOR you”.

bonus lulz: after i corrected her i added “this is why i’ll always be better than you”.

If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you

richard — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:49:57 +0000

Filed under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a big juicy cock in your mouth”. so i say no thanks and to leave her sex fantasies about me to herself. she messages me telling me to fuck myself and die. i reply telling her to take her fat aggression out on someone else.

Keep in mind that this person request to be my friend and that is how she’s able to comment on my stuff. I don’t know why she’s trolling for a fight but she took it to the private messaging to keep calling me a gay fag who should make sex with dudes and die, to which I do as I always do and repeat the answer I already gave to that until it’s acknowledged. So I told her again to keep the sex fantasies to herself and chillax.

She replies with more sexual profanity and says im a fag anyway for responding to “a 14 year old” (the profile says 18). Not knowing if this is more dumb person tough talk or if its real – I reply to confirm saying only “wait, you’re 14?” and she replies with “yeppp . 15 in jan”.

so I take a screenshot of that and report the profile to Myspace under the “report underage users” feature. You’re supposed to be 15 or 16 to be able to join Myspace and its double-illegal to lie about your age when you’re underage cuz a lot of profiles – including mine – are only visible and accept requests and messages from users who are over 18. You’re welcome Myspace, for me being such an awesome neighborhood watchman and alerting you to a terms violator and cyber bully.

so what happens?…

Myspace thanks me and deletes her, right? wrong.
Myspace deletes MY profile and changes her profiles age to 14.

So to review: I said “hey Myspace, this person is breaking your terms of service by posting a fake age when they’re really 14 and sending unprovoked threatening and vulgar harassing messages” and Myspace said “hey, shut the fuck up. we’re deleting you now”.

what… the fuck…

UPDATE: Fun sidenote? the troll puts her phone number as her “mood”…I didn’t notice this till after posting the screenshot of the fake age, but it also contains her frigging phone number…

If I cared, I would totally call this Sara Miklowski @ 440-339-7930 and give her what-for.

Instead I’ll just brush it off as a kid getting kid-like satisfaction from being a bully and instead direct the hate where its deserved: Myspace’s poor service, terrible policy application and general disregard for it’s users. Myspace is doomed to fail.

Convo: I’m not gay anymore cuz I’m tired of BS. and I’m pregnant.

richard — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:10:49 +0000

Samantha

did i tell u that imma have a baby on nov 30th

5:45pmRichard

no

why the hell would you do that

5:46pmSamantha

it wasn’t planned it just kinda happened

5:47pmRichard

so you accidentally had sex while not on birth control?

5:49pmSamantha

no i used protection

but apparently it didn’t work

5:50pmRichard

what type of birth control?

5:51pmSamantha

i wasn’t on birth control at the time

5:52pmRichard

well then. not all that surprising is it?

who’s the dad?

5:53pmSamantha

his name is [name redacted] and he’s 20 he’s from trenton GA he’s a good guy

5:53pmRichard

hows he plan to support a baby?

and what happened to you supposedly being gay?

5:56pmSamantha

yeah well he’s got thing undercontrol w/ money.

and as for the whole bianca thing she let every guy at work(except 4) run a train on her….. she decided to do meth and so i left her

6:00pmRichard

so that made you not gay?

6:01pmSamantha

no it made me tired of bullshit

6:02pmRichard

so switching back to penis is getting away from bullshit?

6:02pmSamantha

no ………

[and then she stopped talking and got offline]

Haw Haw. Someone got pulled over. Oh crap. It’s me

richard — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:10:51 +0000

I just had this interchange on the phone with a girl while she was driving. Mid conversation about her upcoming math test she says:

Girl: [see's police lights] haaaaa. some-one gawt pulled oooo-verr. ha ha. which I’m glad isn’t me cuz I’m goin way too fast.
Me: well slow down. it’s raining there. chill out.
Girl: …unless it IS me…. ohma gawd….
Me: what?
Girl: ohma gawd ohma gawd. is it me?
Me: He’s behind you??
Girl: ohma gawd please don’t be me.
Me: are you pulling over?
Girl: No!
Me: pull over stupid! if its not you then he’ll pass you by. hurry up and get to the side.
Girl: ohma gawwwwd nooo! I can NOT get another ticket!
Me: well pull over!
Girl: ohma gawwd! is it seriously meeee? nooo
Me: PULL. OVER. NOW. and get off the phone.
Girl: ohma gawd
Me: HEY!
Girl: okay okay okay….. uuuh. i’ll call you back

She cried. threw up outside the car door. and got a ticket.