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Tag Archives: Food
Panda Depressed
Panda Express, you’re fkkn ridiculous. no pork fried rice? seriously? you’re so lame. don’t think we’re not fighting just cuz i got 4 other entrees and 2 sides and packed away 90% of it. god damn im still pissed over … Continue reading
Making junk healthy
My healthy chocolate-banana-strawberry shakes are more delicious than the junky ones. recipe: 1 banana, 1 strawberry & 1 cup 1% milk (or soy milk or sometimes i split both) with 1 fl oz of strawberry flavored omega flax oil and … Continue reading
Mmmm. hungerrrr
I’ve been enjoying the empty stomach feeling all morning since i skipped breakfast. ya, i like feeling hungry when there’s food readily available. like how you can tolerate a freezing cold pool or lake for much longer and have fun … Continue reading
Advertising vs Reality
This Ralphs brand Pad Thai noodle mix looks authentic and zesty on the cover but when you take it out… dang…
Corn is not a vegetable
I was just thinking about how corn is a vegetable (cuz thats the stuff i think about) but popcorn is a grain and how weird that is. except “that’s weird” quickly turned into the realization that thats…impossible. mindfuck result of … Continue reading
The invention of Land Sushi
This girl just said to me “why doesn’t anywhere [sic] have like ‘land sushi’? like i don’t like fish but sushi is good cuz its just really amazing cuts of raw fish so like, why don’t they do that with … Continue reading
Lunchabullshit
are you fucking kidding me Kraft Foods? i haven’t had a pizza Lunchables in at least 9 years so i pop one open for dinner after coming home late only to find out you deleted the sauce spreading stick from … Continue reading
Cotton Candy & Banana Ice Cream
Cotton candy & banana was a good choice… e very time i think $5 is too much for a single serving of ice cream, Coldstone Creamery reminds me i’m wrong. every spoon full of this stuff makes me want to … Continue reading
Peanut Butter wastin
i’ll pay someone to come over and eat this half a peanut butter sandwich i made and decided i dont want. it will make me sad to throw it away. not cuz i give a shit about wasting food, but … Continue reading
My chocolate hurts
omg stomach, those pieces of chocolate cake werent even that big. neither was the glass of chocolate milk. or the Oreos on top of it. or the glob of frosting you didnt really like but you ate anyway cuz it … Continue reading