Richardland TV- Potato Chip Theater: Father and SonEating “healthy” potato chips before bed. at midnight. making them talk to each other. normal evening in Richardland. […]
- I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Buswent outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
- Fighting the Urge to Blow My MugMy Nightmare Before Christmas Mug that is. […]
- New Years Eve 2011 Home-Fireworks[…]
- Christmas Eve Woods Walk…of DEATHCousin Raegan and the R-man walkin through some woods, stompin on some leaves and discussing philosophy and murder possibilities, as is the Christmas tradition. […]
- Potato Chip Theater: Father and Son
- RichWatch.net
- Census Milkshakes
- Venice style villas
- I know what you’re thinking. and it’s bad.
- This exists: Musical Mulan Song Parody for Livestream Rules
- Netflix Regains 600,000 U.S. Subscribers
- Obama Die-Hards: Strategy of Stats, Stealing & Sophomoric Sophistry
- Jonathan Ripped-nicki
- Live-Blogging the last GOP Florida debate – AKA – the Boston [Romney] Massacre
- Obama’s State of the Union Rerun
- New law would ban the use of aborted human fetuses in the food industry
Food Archive
-
Birthday Cake Ice Cream
Posted on January 21, 2012 | No Commentsscience is amazing. God bless every one of the chemical compounds used in this Birthday Cake flavored ice cream that make each bite a fkking party in my mouth. Blue... -
Original Recipe: “Blood of Life” Smoothie
Posted on January 9, 2012 | No CommentsOriginal tagline to post was “this stuff is guaranteed to make it look like youre peeing blood and sh#tting abortions” but was decided that that was in bad taste. so…I... -
Yakisoba Ruined Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2011 | No CommentsFirst World Problems. almost as bad as this one: -
Protip on binge-eating:
Posted on December 9, 2011 | No CommentsEating a gallon of cookie dough ice cream has all the flavor of eating raw cookie dough with only half the throwing-up! -
What to do with all these freakin eggs?
Posted on November 8, 2011 | No CommentsI’m house-sitting for another week and there are 5 chickens here that lay 4 eggs every day (theyre all hens so one of those bitches is freeloading and hiding her... -
Food is good for eating
Posted on October 26, 2011 | No Comments -
Impossible Eggs
Posted on August 12, 2011 | No CommentsJust ate 5 eggs and can confirm that Gaston from Beauty & the Beast is a god damn liar…being a muscular high-activity Frenchman with a strong metabolism or not –... -
Waking on Empty
Posted on June 5, 2011 | No CommentsWaking up early makes me hungry as fkkkk. I downed 5 chicken fingers, a double cheeseburger, fries, vanilla milkshake and salad just 6 hours ago and i feel empty and... -
The miserable life of Veganism
Posted on May 31, 2011 | 2 CommentsThis is a recent status update from a friend on Facebook: I realized the severity of my veganism today while waiting for a bus on a manhattan street corner. I... -
Donut Diet Acceptability
Posted on May 25, 2011 | 1 CommentDonuts need to be eaten during non-human hours to be justified as food. Otherwise you’re just having dessert without a meal preceding it. but when its really early AM or...