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Tag Archives: Gay
Do people even know what “gay” is anymore?
Facebook gives me so much easy content for this blog, its ridiculous. Todays adventure starts with the following status update I posted last night: settin inta ah nice Epsom-salt bubble bath with my tray of butter and Apple [computer] remote … Continue reading
Ladies, learn how to play the “Are you gay?” card
I got this comment on my Facebook wall yesterday and it took me that long to digest the sheer stupidity of it: Can I ask a STUPID question? are you gay or straight? because it does not matter either wayt … Continue reading
Is Myspace dead?
Is Myspace dead?…idk. you tell me… here is a screenshot of a comment I just opened. within it you will find a 17 year old boy whose main picture is him taking a dump, asking me (with assurance that he … Continue reading
Just one time
Is it gay that I wanna see Justin Bieber make out w/ the 1996 version of Taylor Hanson? mmm[bop]. prolly shouldnt repeat that so ima tell you one time.
Well, it looks like you’re doing good for yourself…
When I first moved to LA I met a shy but very nice transexual boy-to-girl at a party. Smash cut to 5 minutes ago and someone RickRolled me LemonParty style with a link allegedly to “a hot chick i might … Continue reading
Getting hated on by drunk driving homos
The act isn’t anything new, but more of my associates than usual have been doing this shit lately: the “hey, i just thought i would contact you for the sole purpose of letting you know i am doing something damaging … Continue reading
Possible Halloween costume: “Sunday night reader”
I’m considering turning this into a Halloween costume… wudda you think?
2 Dicks talk about dicks
Richar900: [link to a video containing description in next IM] Richar900: just an old white guy jerking off to fat black women at the beach. business as usual dickkead: riiiight dickkead: not at all what i expected dickkead: but uh, … Continue reading
I don’t think your penis is catchy
Renholder5x: Did you see this http://somewhatdamaged.net/?p=2332 Richar900: saw the post but didnt watch. meant to do so later Renholder5x: it’s an instant classic Renholder5x: or maybe I’m just batshit insane MEANWHILE… I received this… CaptSuperGay69: You like my tats? ATTENTION: … Continue reading