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Tag Archives: hawaii
Sexy room service
If there was any conceivable way I could have sex with this meal, i would put a fkkn baby in that shit. Steak was rare, lobster was juicy, papaya was both.
Infinity done right
The Sheraton hotel in Waikiki finally stepped up to the plate and redid their pool to join the 21st century of how pools are supposed to be. They rebranded the bar area next to it (its now called “the edge”) … Continue reading
Awesome vs Scary @ the beach
I walked down the beach today to a point where I thought the beach ended all these years I’ve been coming to Hawaii, but only today realized there is a thin cement walkway allowing further travel. i took it and … Continue reading
Rock hiding swim stuffs
IDEA! – i hate not being able to swim when i bring my iphone down to the beach (cuz itll get stolen) but i know how/where to hide it now. I’ll walk out on that rock wall in the circle … Continue reading
Halloween in Hawaii 2009: the Bill O’Reilly “costume”
Just when you thought you had seen every version of the “sexy/slutty person, thing or concept”, there comes this: Slutty Bill O’Reilly. For those not familiar with the highest rated show in cable news: Bill O’Reilly’s O’Reilly Factor on the … Continue reading
Today’s swim: Pier 2 Pink
Building up to a 2 mile swim (the length of Waikiki beach). Today: Pier to Pink. I’m about to go downstairs out to the pier in front of the apt, jump off and swim left toward Diamond Head and turn … Continue reading
So like… I guess I’ll just go to Hawaii or something
As previously detailed, I was stuck in Texas for a whole extra month than I had planned. Now that I could finally get back home to California, my enthusiasm dwindled when I remembered that the pool of people I don’t … Continue reading
Sean Hannity is flabbergasted @ my new TV
Loudmouth cable news host Sean Hannity (shown here), was left speechless today as he found himself appearing on none other than a 32 inch flat panel television set in the Bushnell family’s Waikiki apartment. “I can’t believe this sh#t” exclaimed … Continue reading
Hawaii has trufula trees
A residential yard over in Hawaii Kai here on Oahu has its very own trufula tree from Dr Seuss’s eviro-hippie tale of caution and doom, The Lorax. I always sympathized with the Onceler in that book/cartoon cuz he was just … Continue reading