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Chicks dont stop calling

Posted on July 28, 2010 by richard

looks like somebody misses me… again… (and yes i file my ex’s with “EX -” before their name so they cant ambush me). dont feel bad for her. she was a cheating cokewhore. Shortly afterward Mel Gibson called wanting his … Continue reading →

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New iPhone

Posted on June 14, 2010 by richard

Just got my NEW iPHONE in tha mail, bi-chezzzz!!!* – *iphone is “new to me” 3gs that i got for $315 and decided didnt come with enough stuff so I bought a different one just now for $345 with all … Continue reading →

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Dammit Bussey

Posted on August 27, 2009 by richard

Laying in the dentist chair again listening to pre-recorded audio through my stupid button-less brick phone and music device, I had to switch tracks. So I go through the miming actions of trying to feel out the right buttons and … Continue reading →

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Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is

Posted on August 26, 2009 by richard

I am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them, which I need to do all the time. Whenever I’m … Continue reading →

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Shaving is stupid anyway

Posted on August 1, 2009 by richard

Sometimes, while trying to cut the hair off my face with sharp metal, I also cut parts of my actual face and those cuts bleed for awhile n stuff. “Is there a way to tell if a razor has gone … Continue reading →

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Ringtones, homosexuality via Mac’s and iphones

Posted on September 18, 2008 by richard

andrewneedshelp: know any good free ringtone sites? Richar900: none. sorry andrewneedshelp: gay Richar900: i make them on my mac andrewneedshelp: dood andrewneedshelp: turn the gay dial a smidge andrewneedshelp: “i make them on my mac” andrewneedshelp: do you have a … Continue reading →

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