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Product Wishlist

richard — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 02:22:07 +0000

They should release an updated Oregon Trail game for Xbox or something where you can die of Bieber Fever and have to hunt roaming Kardashians for food.

Oh, it’s fo REAL alright: The Justin Bieber Toothbrush

richard — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:33:41 +0000

It’s the only thing I asked Santa for…

Landlording

richard — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:50:38 +0000

Landlords have no sense of humor… looking to rent a new filming location so naturally I have to ask how sound travels through the shared walls in various structures. Only 1 out of 3 laughed when I said I want to be able to strangle a prostitute and not have the neighbors be bothered by the screams. and it was a kind of turned-on laughter that reversed the tables of who’s creepin who out. a skilled opponent for sure.

Underage Bieber Creeper WTF’smas

richard — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 23:58:45 +0000

Here’s a newly dubbed “innapropro lolz”, slash, “best comment of the week”.

It’s a response to line in the video where i say “oh, what? you think its CREEPY that i like a 16 year old boy [Justin Bieber]? well, I like 16 year old GIRLS even better, sooooo, that ends THAT little mbleh.”

and now im busting up laughing over retweeting a user named @BieberProm who said “Agh i feel lonely, i wish i had a boyfriend to cuddle with & to give him a gift for christmas.” (retweeting something is a way of saying “you and me both” on twitter) — creepy. awkward and weird things account for at least 80% of my joy in life.

One Time: Footsteps in the Sand

richard — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 19:44:11 +0000

When i look upon the wavy shore of my life, there are places where there is but a single pair of footsteps in the sand. At first I thought I was alone, but then I realized they were just the times when Justin Bieber was carrying me with his music. his love. #onelove. #Belieber.

That’s the Facebook status I recently posted and I have to say, I get religious Evangelicals now. It feels inspiring to spread the good word. Slightly awkward that I used hashtags, but I dont care… A hashtag is a way to link a word on Twitter: you put the hash (formerly known as the Pound symbol, formerly known as the Tic Tac Toe grid) in front of a word without a space and it links to a search result of all the other uses of that word on Twitter. On Facebook it does nothing. Which is the opposite of what Justin Bieber does for the world (everything). Sigh..

Bieber Evo Sucktrain – Skype Scandal

richard — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 05:00:28 +0000

Skype really DOES have an “edit transcript” feature where you can just change what other people in a group chat say. Very weird. and if anyone asks, I’m saying that’s what happened here…

Max Moulton
9/9/10 2:00 PM
ahh sorry. I fell asleep at my desk last night. hahaha

Aaron

i have an evo.
9/9/10 3:51 PM

ya’ll can suck my dick now

awesomestguyever

FINALLY…
11:52 PM

like that? cuz im not gonna say which im saying finally to… the long awaited evo purchase, or the long awaited ability to suck doubleA’s d
11:52 PM

do a video on it
11:52 PM

the evo. not me sucking d…..

Aaron
11:53 PM
yeah there’s too many videos on you sucking jay biebz dick already.

awesomestguyever
11:53 PM
if only
11:54 PM

i would just to say i did. bet id get a ton of chicks
11:54 PM

id be like “keep the chain goin, girls”. like a sucktrain. CHOO CHOO
11:54 PM

*already regretting saying that
11:55 PM

hey, why’d you superimpose those words on me through that edit feature on skype? darn. rats. (there, im covered with plausible denial)

Aaron
11:56 PM

except..
11:56 PM

it tells when something’s been edited
11:56 PM

and all those phrases don’t say they’ve been edited.
11:56 PM

#richardfail

awesomestguyever
11:58 PM

DAMMIT….

Can’t hate on my Bieber love

richard — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:26:02 +0000