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Unleashing the C-word
Posted on January 20, 2012 | No CommentsThe question of “whats the problem with calling a bitch a c*nt” was raised today and there is a very important answer… to Americans. It must be used in the... -
REMINDER: Dogs dont know English
Posted on December 23, 2011 | No CommentsWhat the H is up with people talking to dogs? not small phrases like commands or praise – but full on TALKING. speaking entire sentences on what they should and... -
“God damn it” isn’t using “the Lords name in vain”
Posted on August 13, 2011 | No CommentsNo one should ever get offended at the phrase “God damn it”, because it is not offensive. I sympathize with your sensitivity as there was a time when it hurt... -
Self Exclamatory
Posted on August 11, 2011 | No CommentsI’m testing out the term “self exclamatory” as my new go-to phrase that doesn’t actually make sense. That phrase use to be calling someone a “chronological liar”, which means lying... -
English keeps me up at night
Posted on June 14, 2011 | No CommentsIt’s one of those nights again… the kind where i cant sleep cuz my brain is trying to reconcile the dichotomy of wanting to say “expresso” and “sherbert” but knowing... -
Esoteric Machismo Lulz and Lulls
Posted on February 22, 2011 | 1 CommentWheeler: what does machismo mean? Me: the root word is ‘macho’. it means being overly manly and usually a jerk. why? Wheeler: cuz some chick at the bar said it... -
Busta is busted
Posted on April 27, 2010 | 1 CommentIt is time to publicly acknowledge that “Busta” was never a term… there is a reason no one ever heard it used throughout the 90s: it didnt exist. not by... -
Bin Laden’s disciples
Posted on October 13, 2009 | No CommentsStella Bling (12:18:20 AM): heard of bin Laden’s book club? Richar900 (12:18:39 AM): no but i saw Schindler’s List for the first time last night. good movie. Stella Bling (12:18:50... -
Hot cake sales
Posted on May 7, 2008 | No CommentsWhen Hot Cakes sell even better than normal, and their venders wish to use a metaphor to express this… what do they say they are selling like?