Tag Archives: Lauren

This hair is getting out of control

Posted on August 9, 2010 by richard

I’m seriously considering flying Lauren Compass back for a day to cut – nay, to “do” – my hair. im in a panic… its so out of control. but i feel like im in too deep. i either need to … Continue reading →

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Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is

Posted on August 26, 2009 by richard

I am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them, which I need to do all the time. Whenever I’m … Continue reading →

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Have I ever told you how much I loathe you?

Posted on February 12, 2009 by richard

Sometimes while strolling on the beach on a bright sunny winters day in Malibu with a pal, you find out that they think you’re a pathetic issues riddled dink, and also that they don’t care about these problems enough to … Continue reading →

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Learning the LoCump switcharound

Posted on February 4, 2009 by richard

Swarthy creatures that they are, human beings have a playbook of techniques they pull out when verbally dueling someone and sometimes you have to identify it to react accordingly when its used. Like how mine is saint-like honesty and bold … Continue reading →

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