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Myspace makes a game-changing improvement

just when you thought Facebook had won the war, Myspace comes back in a BIG WAY… after 3 years of introducing no new features other than ones already found on Facebook, Mysapce has today rolled out a whopper: their “home” … Continue reading

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Myspacebook: the blurring of the line gets worse

jesus, Myspace…have you NO shame with your features-theft? UPDATE: they changed it back! good thing i took a screenshot cuz they have yanked this feature as of now anyway… did they realize this was a step too far?? how weird…

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Is Myspace dead?

Is Myspace dead?…idk. you tell me… here is a screenshot of a comment I just opened. within it you will find a 17 year old boy whose main picture is him taking a dump, asking me (with assurance that he … Continue reading

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“Text me?” – No means NO

Does anyone know the secret motive behind asking to text someone online? is it just to get their phone number? or is there more to it? Why do 12 year old girls and creepy old people always ask for my … Continue reading

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If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you

Filed under Myspace Fail: this little fat girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy . so shove a big juicy cock in your mouth”. so i say … Continue reading

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Corporate America strikes again…

I wish I could go back in time to when Myspace first started and show myself that in 2009 it would be owned by Newscorp and I would be getting requests from Wendy’s and “Camo” Barbie, who is for some … Continue reading

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Bitches be crazy: Myspace edition

My status yesterday read how I thought it was adorable how Myspace keeps rolling out efforts to remain relevant. This Tracie lady, commented among others who made sense in their reactions by saying “not me”. Not me?… So.. she doesn’t … Continue reading

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She REALLY wanted to know what I was doing

3:50 PM Kaylie: babe? 3:51 PM Mr Awesome: yes? 3:52 PM Kaylie: wat you doin? 3:52 PM Mr Awesome: top secret. why 3:52 PM Kaylie: please tell me.? 3:53 PM Mr Awesome: nope 3:53 PM Kaylie: I WILL LOVE YOU … Continue reading

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Hottest [unemployed] People!

This was my top friend request when I just logged into Myspace… The introduction says they’re looking for “America’s Hottest People!”..buuuut… their default image and display name says “America’s Hottest Unemployed“. I’m not sure who I should be mad at … Continue reading

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Dear idiot: Myspace is not closing

I started getting this 3-5 times a week a few months back and pasted this one from February into a blog but decided to let it pass and only saved it as a draft. I can hold back no longer, … Continue reading

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