Tag Archives: Myspace

Hottest [unemployed] People!

Posted on July 23, 2009 by richard

This was my top friend request when I just logged into Myspace… The introduction says they’re looking for “America’s Hottest People!”..buuuut… their default image and display name says “America’s Hottest Unemployed“. I’m not sure who I should be mad at … Continue reading →

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Dear idiot: Myspace is not closing

Posted on July 7, 2009 by richard

I started getting this 3-5 times a week a few months back and pasted this one from February into a blog but decided to let it pass and only saved it as a draft. I can hold back no longer, … Continue reading →

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Parenting fail in California

Posted on June 17, 2009 by richard

awesomestguyever: wrapping up work so i can shut down the 2 computers im working on and get to sleep. how come you’re up this late? swtest_sin_2006: i have my sisters baby she went out with some ranodm guy from myspace … Continue reading →

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National Spam Day

Posted on June 16, 2009 by richard

Happy national spam day!

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Some girls just wanna watch me poop

Posted on June 5, 2009 by richard

As you know, assuming you know anything at all and aren’t completely teh stupidz: I’m kindov a big deal. on Myspace. in real life too. just. to a lesser extent than on the internet. and part some all most part … Continue reading →

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You can call me Dick, just don’t try to get on it

Posted on April 26, 2009 by richard

I changed my Myspace display name to “Richard…(but you can call me Dick)“, because my name is Richard. but people like to call me Dick. and they can… apparently that wasn’t the message I was perceived to have been sending. … Continue reading →

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Porn propositioning on Myspace

Posted on April 10, 2009 by richard

I get these all the time, but the disturbing part of this is that I’ve been Myspace friends with this person for years. and now this… —————– Original Message —————– From: Mr Awesome To: Adriana Date: Apr 10, 2009 12:22 … Continue reading →

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Time to retire the Myspace “About me” of my youth

Posted on March 29, 2009 by richard

4 years ago I made a Myspace.com profile cuz people told me to. I was on two other social networking sites before that, that are now both defunct, and didn’t put much effort into the whole thing. Now however… times … Continue reading →

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Uhm who are you?

Posted on March 13, 2009 by richard

I’m the guy all over my page. in all the pictures. and the videos. and the author of all the text on my god damn page. including the blog titled “who are you?”.

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I won’t show my buttocks in Tennessee

Posted on September 17, 2008 by richard

I answered a stranger named “big al” on myspace whether I actually hit the girl in the Is Violence Against Women Funny? video and recieved this curious response (you have to read bottom to top): I responded asking why I … Continue reading →

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