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Favorite line of the week

Posted on April 13, 2010 by richard

my favorite line of the week might have been said to me today: “here, pour this for me while i go change. my boyfriends coming home soon so i have to put on a longer skirt”. Update: this is not … Continue reading →

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Why downgrade in love or breakfast?

Posted on March 2, 2010 by richard

“Original” Cap’n Crunch without Crunch Berries is like when ex-girlfriends wanna be friends with you. um, why would i want to REMOVE enhancements from a product i like? as in – make them not even available. at least when they’re … Continue reading →

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Is Jessica Cooper dead?. 8ball says “it is likely”

Posted on July 20, 2009 by richard

It was an entire year ago that I noticed my friend Jessica nuked her entire Facebook friends list and scrubbed her update and comment wall shortly after getting engaged to what is probably, giving her track record with guys, an … Continue reading →

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Cruel love is really funny sometimes

Posted on March 17, 2009 by richard

Got this text message from a female friend who has a comically p-whipped boyfriend who worships her whilst she doesn’t really give a shit. we share stories. its all really quite cruel…

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Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships

Posted on February 10, 2009 by richard

The worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – its the after relationship decline in their lives. Gawwwd, I … Continue reading →

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Why haven’t you banged that artist yet?

Posted on October 25, 2008 by richard

Since I’m an awesome friend, I want my gay friends to score just as much as anyone else. aaaand… the author of the emo duo Pon & Zi internet cartoon strip (you’ve seen them on myspace somewhere at some point … Continue reading →

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A puppy from a girlfriend is badnewsbears

Posted on September 15, 2008 by richard

BigDogDaddy83 (8:27:17 PM): sorry i never got back to you yesterday. my gf blindsided me by giving me a puppy. richar900 (8:32:36 PM): wtf u gun do wit a gad dang puppeh son? richar900 (8:32:59 PM): that ain nuthin but “practice for when … Continue reading →

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