Richardland TV- Potato Chip Theater: Father and SonEating “healthy” potato chips before bed. at midnight. making them talk to each other. normal evening in Richardland. […]
- I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Buswent outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
- Fighting the Urge to Blow My MugMy Nightmare Before Christmas Mug that is. […]
- New Years Eve 2011 Home-Fireworks[…]
- Christmas Eve Woods Walk…of DEATHCousin Raegan and the R-man walkin through some woods, stompin on some leaves and discussing philosophy and murder possibilities, as is the Christmas tradition. […]
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- Middle Finger Superbowl
- Teen girl fights for her right to slut it up in yearbook photo
- Census Milkshakes
- Venice style villas
- I know what you’re thinking. and it’s bad.
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relationships Archive
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Tips for Chicks: Have the right standards for dudes
Posted on February 4, 2012 | No CommentsDating tip for tha ladies: If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards. Actually, the “lower standards” line is for humor. the truth is more like “re-adjust” your standards.... -
Mommy Jogging
Posted on February 12, 2011 | No Commentsaaaaand the “wtf Flirtation Moment in Front of Your Child” award goes to… the (evidently new to the area) young lady out walking her dog and daughter chatting me up... -
Dumb, Obnoxious & Mean – just what I like in a woman!
Posted on January 8, 2011 | No CommentsThings I like: when a chick breaks up with her boyfriend and instead of doing some self reflection, starts aggressively quizzing me on when I’m going to “settle down and... -
The Post-Richard Lifechange
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No CommentsIdk why, but it’s happened every time… I leave every girl ex cute, mentally healthy and blonde and after just 3-8 months without me they go chubby, mentally unstable and... -
Priceless moments with Classes bitches
Posted on October 16, 2010 | No CommentsGetting bitched at on the phone for [in her mind] showing interest in girl A and then being “all over” (including public breast cuppage) girl B at a club tonight:... -
Relationship Advice: the 50% rule
Posted on October 2, 2010 | No CommentsIf you’re unhappy 51% of the time, even though you’re attached, its time to move on. not naming names.. just sayin… Separate people on on Facebook and Twitter both asked... -
Skirts and Boyfriends
Posted on April 13, 2010 | No CommentsMy favorite line of the week was said to me today: “here, pour this for me while i go change. my boyfriends coming home soon so i have to put... -
Why downgrade in love or breakfast?
Posted on March 2, 2010 | No Comments“Original” Cap’n Crunch without Crunch Berries is like when ex-girlfriends wanna be friends with you. um, why would i want to REMOVE enhancements from a product i like? as in... -
Is Jessica Cooper dead?. 8ball says “it is likely”
Posted on July 20, 2009 | No CommentsIt was an entire year ago that I noticed my friend Jessica nuked her entire Facebook friends list and scrubbed her update and comment wall shortly after getting engaged to... -
Cruel love is really funny sometimes
Posted on March 17, 2009 | No CommentsGot this text message from a female friend who has a comically p-whipped boyfriend who worships her whilst she doesn’t really give a shit. we share stories. its all really...