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Tag Archives: relationships
Favorite line of the week
my favorite line of the week might have been said to me today: “here, pour this for me while i go change. my boyfriends coming home soon so i have to put on a longer skirt”. Update: this is not … Continue reading
Why downgrade in love or breakfast?
“Original” Cap’n Crunch without Crunch Berries is like when ex-girlfriends wanna be friends with you. um, why would i want to REMOVE enhancements from a product i like? as in – make them not even available. at least when they’re … Continue reading
Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships
The worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – its the after relationship decline in their lives. Gawwwd, I … Continue reading
Why haven’t you banged that artist yet?
Since I’m an awesome friend, I want my gay friends to score just as much as anyone else. aaaand… the author of the emo duo Pon & Zi internet cartoon strip (you’ve seen them on myspace somewhere at some point … Continue reading
A puppy from a girlfriend is badnewsbears
BigDogDaddy83 (8:27:17 PM): sorry i never got back to you yesterday. my gf blindsided me by giving me a puppy. richar900 (8:32:36 PM): wtf u gun do wit a gad dang puppeh son? richar900 (8:32:59 PM): that ain nuthin but “practice for when … Continue reading