Richardland Blog

ECredneck88: ::sips beer::

ECredneck88: ::eats pringle”"

richar900: ::bangs your sister::

ECredneck88: Ya know… it’s awfully hard to find any good kiddy porn these days

ECredneck88: Sorry wrong IM… that was supposed to be to my dad

ECredneck88: ….. it was a joke……..

ECredneck88: ::shrugs::

richar900: i asked someone for kiddy porn one time and was really embarrassed when —- haha - you thought the gap in response was cuz i was weirded out. lolz

ECredneck88: And my sister’s pregnant. Weirdo.

richar900: mmm. fetus porn

richar900: …… it was a joke……..

ECredneck88: fetus’s are hott

ECredneck88: And they’re always naked

richar900: and wet

ECredneck88: and slippery

richar900: and no matter how small your wang is, it doesnt matter

richar900: …… it was not a joke……..

Just to cover my bases against possible future controversy (but mostly just cuz it’s funny), I took a screencap of this myspace reply I just sent to this girl saying that she “looks delicious” in her main pic among a few other things: Her main pic at the time was a cake.

Right after I sent it, I had a vision of it falling into enemy hands after she had changed her main picture back to one of herself, so I had to clarify in public that I’m not a myspace sextalker - I’m just hilarious.

The part about going to bed at a decent hour is valid too… I’ve become much more sensative to this fact in my old age. Can’t stay up all night with no negative effects of it the next day like I used to back in my youth.

Every few months if I remember, I look through the comments on my Youtube account to see if there’s anything relevant or interesting. Mostly useless garbage, but every once in awhile you stumble on a gem. Like this one on my Marco Polo video…

(click screencap to view)

Here it is in text, just because:

So are you guys like proffessional atheletes or something?

that was intense
every time i think of that cutie in green i get my friends to violentlty fist my ass.

U ROCK!!!!!1

AzureCuzYeah: fucking bitches
AzureCuzYeah: they are so fucking sneaky
richar900: but they taste great with lemon sauce.
AzureCuzYeah: i was talking to this bitch on the phone
AzureCuzYeah: and she said my name like 10 times in the conversation
AzureCuzYeah: so i was like fuck it i am ending the conversation
AzureCuzYeah: go think about me some more
AzureCuzYeah: i said that in my head
richar900: not sure i compute
AzureCuzYeah: i am trying to be strategic with this chick
AzureCuzYeah: i never tried to pick up a chick in my class before
AzureCuzYeah: its new to me
AzureCuzYeah: at a party its like
AzureCuzYeah: boom get your work done in a hour
AzureCuzYeah: i have been working on this girl for like 2 weeks now. i see fucking success but its a pain in the ass. and i am not sure what the fuck else to do with this girl
AzureCuzYeah: driving me crazy
AzureCuzYeah: i cant just be like
AzureCuzYeah: ok blow me now
AzureCuzYeah: not a party
richar900: why is saying your name bad
richar900: other than annoying
AzureCuzYeah: its not
AzureCuzYeah: its a good thing
AzureCuzYeah: but from there its like
AzureCuzYeah: what else do i do. after i got her attention
AzureCuzYeah: and me in her head
AzureCuzYeah: not sure where else to go
richar900: ignore the crap out of her till you’re at a place you can bang her and then be all “heyyyyyyy!”
AzureCuzYeah: ignore when. in class?
AzureCuzYeah: dont say anything?
AzureCuzYeah: thats when i see her. thats it
AzureCuzYeah: its different. i mean i might have to try it
AzureCuzYeah: i dont know if i can ignore completely
AzureCuzYeah: but a big percentage
richar900: just talk as little as possible but be friendly about it. like youd loooove to chat if ONLY she was a little more interesting - so keep tryin kiddo. and maybe you’ll get a little more attention.
AzureCuzYeah: right
richar900: and be like — hey babe how ya — hold on *takes a call from a hot chick and stays with it for a minute though gets off earlier than it appears the girl on the other end wants you to* — sorry bout that - so anyway - oop. class is starting. catch ur sweet ass later babe *slap her butt & shoot her a wink*
richar900: trust me. chicks love that
AzureCuzYeah: haha