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Richardland TV- Hollywood Sunset MontageIsolated clip of my ad-libbed Hollywood song + the sunset montage from the hike with Anna video. […]
- A Non-Special Message to Not-YoutubeAn update on recent Richardlandery that was going to be a special Youtube bonus video until it turned into not that. […]
- Santorum Tossed My SaladA big primary night for former Senator Rick Santorum. Learn why despite his victories in these states, he can’t, and won’t be president in 2012 and why I ate too... […]
- Mitt Romney’s Southern Twang PanderHe’s learnin to say y’all and to like grits after being an “honorary southerner”. […]
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RichWatch.net- Kim Kardashian explains the sex tape that made her famous
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Sex Archive
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Is Myspace dead?
Posted on January 15, 2010 | 1 CommentIs Myspace dead?…idk. you tell me… here is a screenshot of a comment I just opened. within it you will find a 17 year old boy whose main picture is... -
Family fun on Facebook
Posted on November 21, 2009 | No CommentsThis was the top item in my feed today… daughter reposts funny thing from website. dad reads it, doesnt understand internets, asks “wtf” via question marks. daughter explains and does... -
Awesome vs Scary @ the beach
Posted on November 5, 2009 | No CommentsI walked down the beach today to a point where I thought the beach ended all these years I’ve been coming to Hawaii, but only today realized there is a... -
Cartography Pornography
Posted on November 2, 2009 | No CommentsFacebook friends status: wants to find a way to fit the words “cartographer” and “pornographer” coherently into a song. Yay for rhyming. (to save you the Googling: a cartographer is... -
That would have been a really bad idea
Posted on October 16, 2009 | 1 CommentI’m home alone at my parents house, on the internet, reading a list of Cosmopolitan sex tips for women to please their men with. What could go wrong? This: most... -
Chapstick + body holes = good times
Posted on October 6, 2009 | No Commentsstrwbmilkshakey809: I’m naked richar900: me t—- nevermind strwbmilkshakey809: Haha mmmmm richar900: its a problem strwbmilkshakey809: I think I wanna finger myself with this new strawberry astroglide strwbmilkshakey809: Smells so good... -
Birds and bees internet lesson
Posted on September 29, 2009 | No CommentsFreshman9866 (10:32:44 PM): Richar900: [link to a video containing description in next IM] Richar900: just an old white guy jerking off to fat black women at the beach. business as... -
Parenting fail in California
Posted on June 17, 2009 | No Commentsawesomestguyever: wrapping up work so i can shut down the 2 computers im working on and get to sleep. how come you’re up this late? swtest_sin_2006: i have my sisters... -
My night as a west coast drug dealer
Posted on June 15, 2009 | 2 CommentsI was at a party in the Hollywood hills last night and at a quiet point, whipped out my vitamins, cuz I’m a nerd. A dude with long hair and... -
the wonderful world of G0ys
Posted on May 25, 2009 | 1 CommentAm i a “g0y”? are you a g0y? well that all depends: do you enjoy rubbing your penis against someone elses until you both climax in a burst of ecstasy...