Richardland TV- Potato Chip Theater: Father and SonEating “healthy” potato chips before bed. at midnight. making them talk to each other. normal evening in Richardland. […]
- I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Buswent outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
- Fighting the Urge to Blow My MugMy Nightmare Before Christmas Mug that is. […]
- New Years Eve 2011 Home-Fireworks[…]
- Christmas Eve Woods Walk…of DEATHCousin Raegan and the R-man walkin through some woods, stompin on some leaves and discussing philosophy and murder possibilities, as is the Christmas tradition. […]
- Potato Chip Theater: Father and Son
- RichWatch.net
- Careful who you ride with
- Branding is where it’s at
- Howard Sterns wife in the snow
- Tom Brady’s life is still better than yours by a factor of 10 million
- Middle Finger Superbowl
- Teen girl fights for her right to slut it up in yearbook photo
- Census Milkshakes
- Venice style villas
- I know what you’re thinking. and it’s bad.
- This exists: Musical Mulan Song Parody for Livestream Rules
Sleep Archive
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Yearly Announcement before bed today:
Posted on January 16, 2012 | No CommentsGonna go celebrate Martin Luther King Day by having a dream. Good night. [I think I've said this for going on 3 years in a row, but i'm gonna keep... -
Invent this please
Posted on June 21, 2011 | No Commentssleeping is so lame. instead of caffeine drinks to keep us awake, there should be a pill containing a chemical multivitamin for the brain that is the same as an... -
English keeps me up at night
Posted on June 14, 2011 | No CommentsIt’s one of those nights again… the kind where i cant sleep cuz my brain is trying to reconcile the dichotomy of wanting to say “expresso” and “sherbert” but knowing... -
I’ll Pee the Bed if I Feel Like It
Posted on February 3, 2011 | No CommentsJust downed 2 full bottles of water. at first i was like “aw, bad idea before bed” but then i was like pssh. im a grown ass man. i’ll piss... -
Sleep…
Posted on March 29, 2010 | No Commentsim sorry Awake. i just cant do this anymore… we need a break.. ill come back in the morning. but this is just too much for me right now. i... -
Boxer beware: the ilk of silk
Posted on November 30, 2009 | No CommentsSilk boxers under silk pajamas may sound like a winning combo, and it is, but beware – for she is an unforgiving mistress: if by chance you get up at... -
Nude nappings are numbered
Posted on October 2, 2009 | No Commentskeeps trying to go to bed with at least basketball shorts or boxers on to ease back into the whole clothes-in-bed thing, but can’t get comfortable and end up tossing... -
Jealous bitch PC hates it when I sleep
Posted on July 25, 2009 | No CommentsWindows Vista. Dell. eff you guys. We’ve never gotten along well but you guys REALLY pissed me the hell off last night. Dell, this specific problem isn’t your fault but... -
Sleeping in the airport
Posted on May 27, 2008 | No CommentsHopscotch Magowen am I tired right now. Good thing I can go to bed in a nice soft and comfortable concrete airport floor. mmmm. wa? ya. due to an error... -
I hate when body parts fall asleep when I’m asleep
Posted on February 27, 2008 | No CommentsThe first time this happened was August 06 at Wheelers house. Sleeping on the ratty futon mattress he keeps in his guest bedroom, I fell asleep on one of my...