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Tag Archives: Swimming
Today’s swim: Pier 2 Pink
Building up to a 2 mile swim (the length of Waikiki beach). Today: Pier to Pink. I’m about to go downstairs out to the pier in front of the apt, jump off and swim left toward Diamond Head and turn … Continue reading
No one drowns in my pool on my watch. No one.
No matter how small. I shall save them. This is my poolmasters creed. One that I did not choose out of consciousness. But chose me. Like a calling. A calling. to rescue bugs that are slowly dieing in my backyard … Continue reading
Its impossible to sneeze underwater
I just tried a whole bunch of times. I can’t do it. And if I can’t do it, its impossible. Every time I felt a sneeze coming on I submerged myself and – bam – no sneeze. So next time … Continue reading
Snails are stupid
I was on about 648 of my daily 800 laps in my Olympic size pool and came across a snail all tucked in its stupid shell hanging upside down from the edge of lip of the concrete rim of the … Continue reading