Richardland TV- Potato Chip Theater: Father and SonEating “healthy” potato chips before bed. at midnight. making them talk to each other. normal evening in Richardland. […]
- I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Buswent outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
- Fighting the Urge to Blow My MugMy Nightmare Before Christmas Mug that is. […]
- New Years Eve 2011 Home-Fireworks[…]
- Christmas Eve Woods Walk…of DEATHCousin Raegan and the R-man walkin through some woods, stompin on some leaves and discussing philosophy and murder possibilities, as is the Christmas tradition. […]
- Potato Chip Theater: Father and Son
- RichWatch.net
- Careful who you ride with
- Branding is where it’s at
- Howard Sterns wife in the snow
- Tom Brady’s life is still better than yours by a factor of 10 million
- Middle Finger Superbowl
- Teen girl fights for her right to slut it up in yearbook photo
- Census Milkshakes
- Venice style villas
- I know what you’re thinking. and it’s bad.
- This exists: Musical Mulan Song Parody for Livestream Rules
twitter Archive
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Yu aint no Aladdin
Posted on December 14, 2011 | No CommentsJust cuz your best friends’ a monkey, doesn’t mean…. follow me on le Twitterz @AwesomestGuyEVR -
We Can’t Be Friends If…
Posted on December 4, 2011 | No CommentsSome fun with a trending Twitter hashtag: -
Teaching America’s Youth (about gay fetish sex)
Posted on September 21, 2010 | No CommentsSpeaking of the gays… i just explained what s&m is to a 17yr old dude on twitter . wtf. i swear i dont set out to do these things –... -
You’re not a stalker just for using a Social Networking site
Posted on June 22, 2010 | No CommentsI don’t like the term “stalking” when used to describe “viewing the media and personal information you posted for me to freely browse and injest”. its all here for your... -
Brutally dismembering evil witches
Posted on March 24, 2010 | No CommentsI had a dream this morning that i was imprisoned with a bunch of children by a Nicolde Kidman looking witch. i murdered her. She was lining us all up... -
Dammit Twitter…
Posted on November 4, 2009 | No Commentsgeeeeeeez you guys. why do you hate the internet so much that you want to ruin it for everyone? -
I don’t get it
Posted on August 19, 2009 | No CommentsWhat the shit is this supposed to mean? -
TwitterCop: exposing a jail break
Posted on August 18, 2009 | No CommentsOr should I say…Jurr break? Stick with me, it’s gonna make sense in like 5 seconds and you’re gonna totally be all “oooh, lol” n stuff. Check it out: this... -
the things you’re missing by not following me on Twitter
Posted on April 13, 2009 | No Commentswww.twitter.com/awesomestguyevr Ala Moana (mall in Honolulu) for froyo & pizz9:30 PM Apr 17th from web explain THIS one twitter: last night? urine so clear its invisible. this morning? burgundy gold.... -
Stop asking me “whats up?” and “how are you?”
Posted on April 7, 2009 | No CommentsGod dammit, people. You know the saying “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all”? Well you can say not-nice things to me all you...