Asking the questions that matter at the airport

Check-in attendant: sir do you have any questions?
Me: yea, does my hair look stupid or am i good?
-nearby group of girls laugh-
Me: for real though, am I good?…-___-

Check-in attendant: sir do you have any questions?Me: yea, does my hair look stupid or am i good? -nearby group of girls laugh-Me: for real though, am I good?...-___-