Being funny will take you places

When you laugh your body creates dopamine and you feel good. Girls feeling good in your presence is a good way to make them want to be in it more often.

This isn’t theory, this is science up in this splich: the chick brain is programmed to nest. Be someone whom it can process as being possible to live with/around and that area of the mind will green-light your approval card and send it to processing on though the “want to mate?” department. Other things can get you past that initial screening phase and onto the judgement round (like being sick at Donkey Kong Country for SNES or knowing the entire “Nations of the World” song from Animaniacs), but lulzes is a skill anyone can cultivate.

Be hilarious and you will get intercourse with womenz.

Not funny? There’s a saving grace… take her to performances that ARE funny. She will laugh and still associate that good feeling with you. The conventional wisdom is to take a date to a horror movie because she will get scared and on edge and cling to you and associate you with safety. Nonsense. The lights go on, the serial killers on the screen are forgotten and boring-old-you is all there is to wrap up the night with. Take her to a romantic comedy, however, and she’ll leave the theater on a high of endorphins she’ll connect with you. Then take her to a standup performance / comedy club. then a comedic play if she likes theater (though musicals will achieve this affect as well).

I mean, you have to have other qualities to attract a quality human female, of course. But to boil down the point into a simplified generally truism:
Make her laugh and she’ll make you breakfast.

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