I mean, I guess I know why: because they’re not awesome enough, or something. But I still feel like it’s my duty to ask the bold questions no one else dares to dane. -I have no idea what I just said but it sounded good, right? I’ve definitely heard “dane” in a context similar to [Continue]
I wanted to say “full grown-ass man” but felt like it would be misread as a “a full grown ass-man” by too many and made the edit.
I’m pretty positive Suicide Squad is going to get my hate as far as a movie goes but that doesn’t mean I can’t lose it in a little digital Cosplay… as… er… Harley. Which wouldn’t be my first time. Kindov. Since I sortov technically went as her for Halloween one year in the 90s – [Continue]
An opportunity arose for me to put an asian beauty goop of unknown purpose on my face, so obviously I jumped at it without question since I’m tired of living as a hideous monster and am finally ready to do something about it. SAY GOODBYE TO THE OLD ME. Look at that unphotoshopped realness. God damn [Continue]
I’m pretty positive this “what would you look like as the opposite gender” thing has no technology behind it besides assigning a random photo of another gender to the one that you choose of yourself (sorry to ruin the fun for you) but I’m gonna go with this anyway on account of how it totally [Continue]
Spam has a new tactic lately of complimenting its target and it must work tremendously because I’m one of the best humans alive with no needy inclinations or default desire to give a crap about what strangers think, but when I see an obviously robot generated message that alleges to think I’m great, a part [Continue]
Actually, this image makes me look like a dingus cuz its barely visible, but the day prior it was some bright red Bozo shiz that hurt and got irritated when I unsuccessfully tried to squeeze stuff out of it.
When she spills wine on the carpet and cleans it up with baking soda, but you walk in and get confused at what kind of a party this is…