Chill out, crybabies. No one is forcing you into slavery by having an opinion you don’t like, or even by being adjectively rude about something they think you should do. So you can go ahead and spare us your declarations of independence to your personhood cuz everyone already knows about it. All you’re doing is [Continue]
Getting slimmer and stronger is only hard because it’s hard to physically do. The way to do it isn’t hard. Here is a quick reference cheat sheet to both for your newer healthier and hotter self: LOSE WEIGHT the math to losing weight is simply “burn more calories than you take in”. That’s the [Continue]
The Hawaiian Islands are a geographical jewels for the obvious reasons of weather and landscape, making them the top tourist, luxury, and vacation destinations they currently are, but there are reasons Hawaii is the best tourist/lux/vacation destination of them all that are less obvious. Everyone likes piss-warm ocean water and beautiful beaches but [Continue]
People ask me how I stay motivated or how THEY can become motivated. The answer is: you motivate yourself. If that’s unsatisfying (and it is) then it should be. Your question is stupid. I have no pointers for an unwillingness to kick habits or dedicate to something. I don’t think any such pointers exist so [Continue]
It was a dark and foggy Pumpkin Eve – the day before Halloween, and a commune of dinner rolls had gathered amongst a bowl of salad, spaghetti and garlic bread. “Buona note, mi amore”, Hadassa Dougherty said to one of her children as they fell asleep. But suddenly…a monster plucked them from their tinfoil protection [Continue]
I’m the guy all over my page. in all the pictures. and the videos. and the author of all the text on my god damn page. including the blog titled “who are you?”.
A friend added me on Facebook and noted that there are lots of Me’s on there, so I went to have a look. Here are the top blokes that share a name of greatness and importance.
I don’t so much remember Sexy ever leaving or being absent, so how can anyone bring it back? I hate that I have to do this, but I’ll feel like I’m dating this post at the expense of future generations not privy to this phrase. So for you, people of the future: its a Justin [Continue]
The Trix rabbit should just come over my house some time. I’d hook his ass up with some cereal. And if any annoying friggin kids tried to come over and take it away I’d shoot em with paintballs or something. I don’t really like Trix, but it was my forbidden fruit for so many years [Continue]
Don’t ever instant message me and tell me you’re bored. Ever. Don’t do it now thinking you’re being cute cuz I just said not to do it. Just say no and don’t do it ever. Get a life and go DO something instead of sitting at the computer ‘being bored’. And then never mention it [Continue]