Why is’nt every holiday green-themed?

I mean, I guess I know why: because they’re not awesome enough, or something. But I still feel like it’s my duty to ask the bold questions no one else dares to dane. -I have no idea what I just said but it sounded good, right? I’ve definitely heard “dane” in a context similar to that so I feel like it was a pretty good bet as to whether it was coherent english or just gibberish. “Gibberish” sounds like an Irish word. It sounds like nonsense is Gibber and if you mix it up in partially understandable speak, it’s only gibber-ish.

Just kidding about the no-pinchies. You can pinch it. Just don’t break a nail on this coldass STEEL.