Just when you thought you had seen every version of the “sexy/slutty person, thing or concept”, there comes this: Slutty Bill O’Reilly.
For those not familiar with the highest rated show in cable news: Bill O’Reilly’s O’Reilly Factor on the Fox News Channel is what Stephen Colbert’s show and persona is a parody of. The tagline of the show is “The Spin Stops Here” referring to the Nixon coined term “Spin” (think Michael J Fox’s “Spin City” if you are able to remember that that was a show), meaning the act of a politician taking a truth or partial truth and essentially lying with it, but with enough truth involved in the lie that they have deniability.
O’Reilly’s site sells “Factor Gear” whose proceeds go to charity and one of the items is a BillO’Reilly.com beach towel…
other awesome gear that I own include a doormat, shirt and – i shit you not – an umbrella that says “the rain stops here”… cuz thats how i roll…
The O’Sexy Factor? Slutty Bill O’Reilly? No Spin Cabana boy Factor Faggot? Call it what you want, but I was breakin so many necks, I should have called it “Christopher Reeve’s horse”. what, too soon?
I’d like to say I went out in ONLY this, but i chickened out and wore some orange & black boxer under it where a little duct tape held some cash and my ID sandwiched between my my credit card and Costco membership (cuz 1, you never know, and 2, i found that hilarious) with my apartment key double taping the outside.
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