I mean, I don’t normally do the “picture of your food” thing unless it’s irony or satire but how else am I supposed to brag like a douche and let the world know I just had a steak at sunset on a beachfront penthouse in Honolulu, unless it’s through the guise of artful food snapping?

I mean, I don’t normally do the “picture of your food” thing unless it’s irony or satire but how else am I supposed to brag like a douche and let the world know I just had a steak at sunset on a beachfront penthouse in Honolulu, unless it’s through the guise of artful food snapping?