I like it when my Asian massage therapist goes wide-eyed and audibly gasps when discovering how flexible I am while she’s stretching me. It’s like somethin out of Pokemon. Is that racist? ?#?SorryNotSorry?.
It’s also cute when she’s squeezing my muscles and says shit like “ahh. you like-ah sports. ya. veddy stronnng. you like ah hard [meaning I like a lot of pressure/deep tissue]. yaaa”.
lol. I need one of these for my house.
Get a permanent masseuse from not-here and we can discuss more seriously my arrival at Magic Manor. (bear with me, I’m trying several different monickers for Richardland before settling on one).