Nice Try, Tie Lie. Oh My

Um. Thanks for nothing, dozensofpeopleiwaswithtonight… My collar was buttoned stupidly wrong all evening and no one said anything. I just noticed now. I did my tie in the car tonight and asked the other passengers to check me to make sure i looked okay. they all confirmed i was good. i get home and see THIS….looks like my collar was buttoned by a special-needs cross-eyed dyslexic wearing sunglasses and I was completely oblivious. I made people double-check to avoid exactly something like this and they all confirmed i was good. i can never trust anyone again.