Purple Knockout

I should stick to my carefully weighed formula’s on my Purple Drank. I added too much tart-cherry (the one with the most mood altering enzymes, but also melatonin which in small amounts relaxes you and larger amounts becomes a sleep aid) to a glass and it knocked my weak ass out. I went from hot tub to sleep on the couch and I normally only sleep during daylight hours if I’m jet lagged or got crazy non-rest the night before.

I woke up freaked the fkk out, especially since there was someone here when I fell asleep and it was bright and now I just woke up to a dark empty house (they texted when they left) with only the creepy ambient loops and rain sounds playing on my wireless speakers throughout the house. O_o

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