Sorry kids, but there just isn’t enough Dick to go around

I always feel bad when someone chooses to be so consistently useless that I have to distance or leave them completely, mostly cuz of how much I know their life will be significantly less-good with the reduction or removal of my awesomeness from it. but unfortunately Richard is not a renewable resource and the limited supply has to be morally rationed to those who deserve it.

“Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, or they will trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.” -Justin Bieber. (or Jesus, maybe? the two are one in my mind so I never really remember)