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These two comment threads happened at the same time as she commented on my status and one of my pictures posted from a few months ago.

thought i had heard all the hippie names in CA already (Harmony, Karma, etc), but today tops it: Vanity… as a girls name… they DO know thats a negative adjective..right?…jesus, parents: your children are not Smurfs

Liz Heutmaker Allen
I met a girl today who’s name was Rabbit.
August 2 at 7:35pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
I met an old guy whose name was Hoppy and when he said he was “descended from rabbits” i felt sad for the millions of times – probably daily – he says that as a way to pre-emtively say “yes…thats really for real my name…”
August 2 at 7:44pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
I knew a woman named Hoppi! Funny. She was Native American though so I believe she said is was a cultural name or something.
August 2 at 7:50pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
the Hopi were a tribe in arizona.
August 2 at 8:04pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
Yeah, thanks for the history lesson but hers was pronounced differently, plus we have native americans in Washington too.
August 2 at 8:15pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
Yeah, thanks for the history lesson but no one cares. indians are in every lower 48. awkward addition.
August 2 at 8:18pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
What?
August 2 at 8:18pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
the 48 states/country minus ak & hi. they all contain natives. i was pointing out the one-upper fail. you basically said you knew someone named sherbette and it was cultural to an ice cream heritage and when i said sherbet is a type of frozen treat you said “thanks for the history lesson but hers was pronounced differently, plus we have ice cream here too”. -awkward.
August 2 at 8:24pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
You make no sense at all.
August 2 at 8:26pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
that wasnt even partially hard to follow.
quit hijacking my comments with your lack of smart.
August 2 at 8:30pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
You carry on this conversation but you were the first to make an OT comment, and it was totally irrelevant.
August 2 at 8:32pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
on the topic of weird names i added a weird name. in reply to a comment on native american names i said something about native american names. someone needs a dictionary for christmas (hint: irrelevant means having nothing to do with something else).
August 2 at 8:38pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
Ugh, you make my head hurt. It’s like arguing with a 4 year old.
August 2 at 8:39pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
its a sad life to lead if 4 year olds can easily correct weird inaccurate statements you make via simple level-1 analogies that are themselves too complex for you to understand. werent you going back to school?
August 2 at 8:44pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
What?
August 2 at 8:45pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
I said: if a person who is 4 years old corrects you in ways you still can’t understand, then that is sign a sign of a larger educational problem that you should fix.

commenting on this picture of Wheeler’s livestreem beerpong championship:

Liz Heutmaker Allen
I have no idea who these people are but this made me LOL.
August 2 at 8:11pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
http://dammitwheeler.com/vintage-wheeler-compilation/
with bonus facehair richard
August 2 at 8:28pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
eh, I don’t feel like clicking that link. If I see too much Richard in one day, I start feeling sort of sick to my stomach.
August 2 at 8:30pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
jealousy and regret can be painful in the gut, but its not really appropriate to share when no one asks. it comes off as shallow and needy.
August 2 at 8:32pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker
Allen How is that shallow and needy?
August 2 at 8:33pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
after checking on “irrelevant”, add those two words to your search que and it should be clear. if not, ask a parent and they’ll probably give a more appropriate explanation on how and why volunteering personal negativity toward someone is not a good self presentation.
August 2 at 8:42pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
I didn’t ask what they meant I asked how that was shallow or needy, clearly you need help with reading comprehension.
August 2 at 8:44pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
i didnt claim you asked what they meant, I told you that looking up the meaning of those words would give you insight to their application. clearly you need help with reading comprehension. especially since I even gave you a plan B if finding the definitions didnt help and you still read that comment the wrong way.
August 2 at 8:47pm · LikeUnlike ·

Liz Heutmaker Allen
I really have no idea what you are talking about.
August 2 at 8:48pm · LikeUnlike ·

Richard Bushnell
i know. cuz you’re really bad at reading comprehension. we…just went through that. remember? (scroll up if not. its still there).

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