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Hashtag headwings….

Shouldnt these things be on my shoulder, dawg?

Hashtag headwings.... #angel #devil #snapchat

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Trolling social media and hijacking hashtags

Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, an dis lil Homie rite here the only Playboys dat matter, Cuz. #hughhefner 
Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, an dis lil Homie rite here the only Playboys dat matter, Cuz. #hughhefner #beard #bearded

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Here’s lookin at you, kid

Pensively the artist stared forward, his emerald eyes piercing the viewer like a hot sword through a obelisk of vegan butter. Green screen behind him and out of place old timey movie camera emoji floating in the empty space pretentiously suggesting that recording of severe entertainment consequence might be about to take place. His captive fans would have lost themselves in wonderment of what was in store for them, were it not for the subjects mesmerizingly roughed handsome exterior freezers no all thought attempting to percolate behind their doe eyes swooning. c

Pensively the artist stared forward, his emerald eyes piercing the viewer like a hot sword through a obelisk of vegan butter. Green screen behind him and out of place old timey movie camera emoji floating in the empty space pretentiously suggesting that recording of severe entertainment consequence might be about to take place. His captive fans would have lost themselves in wonderment of what was in store for them, were it not for the subjects mesmerizingly roughed handsome exterior freezers no all thought attempting to percolate behind their doe eyes swooning. #hashtag #pickles #existentialism #nihilism #sexybeardedman #hotguys #porn #notreally #ninja #ryangosling #tictac

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The Art of Money

Years from now this will be gazed upon in museums as intellectuals admire the layers of deep commentary and plethora of metaphors for mans struggle in the Sisyphean pursuit of greatness in capitalist survival n shit. …. #art #deep #deepthoughts #capitalism #socialism #egalitarianism #esoteric #beard #hotbeard #literally #brilliant #sexy #hotguys #insta #toomanyhashtags

Years from now this will be gazed upon in museums as intellectuals admire the layers of deep commentary and plethora of metaphors for mans struggle in the Sisyphean pursuit of greatness in capitalist survival n shit. .... #art #deep #deepthoughts #capitalism #socialism #egalitarianism #esoteric #beard #hotbeard #literally #brilliant #sexy #hotguys #insta #toomanyhashtags

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Slay the day fo that slayers pay… #workaholic #workworkwork #beard #slay #yas

Slay the day fo that slayers pay... #workaholic #workworkwork #beard #slay #yas

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Don’t be forgettin that Eclipse

I think the no-eyes look works for me cuz of my sick jawline. Wutch u lil bishes think?

I think the no-eyes look works for me cuz of my sick jawline. Wutch u lil bishes think? -- full length reminder in my Story for 24 hours only. #eclipse #hotguys - oh dang, why did I never think of just loading up my pics with flattering hashtags before?? #gorgeous #beautiful #daddy #sexyman #sexyselfie #beard #eclipse #banana #fuckballs #hailsatan #dude #jawlinegoals #stfu

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I’ve always been here. You just didn’t know where to look.

How deep is that title tho? Lets take a moment to marinate over the symbolism of that which is there but unseen before I undermine by noting that it’s literal and not philosophical. *Live Edit: Why did I think I needed to type out the opposite of literal? If something is literal then it’s not philosophical, bro. That’s like, what the word means. You stupid idiot.

Anyway – if you’ve been checking for updates on the main page of Richardland for the past…4 months… you haven’t seen new posts. This is wrong and I kindov apologize. Sortov. I justified it by telling myself that the REAL fans are getting the updates through the other sections and direct links I’ve been sharing on my other social media and groups, but deep in the caverns of the space that would otherwise house an organ responsible for feelings – I know this is wrong. This is unfair to you losers who don’t have those accounts and are too dumb to snoop around other areas of the site. While you are a bad person for your laziness, I still shouldn’t be punishing you in this worst way possible – an absence of me. So I almost-apologize, you dopes. Be comforted in the knowledge that the posts in other sections of the site have been moved over to this main feed. Go back and explore and be well and pray my posts never leave your life again – for it is your comfort which will breed apathy. #OnlyKnowYouLoveHerWhenYouLetHerGo

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Sorry for alarming you, I was just being hilarious

When you’re bein your thug life self and terrify other people in traffic.

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I keep forgetting to sleep

I understand this is not a problem you dopes who are so in love with being unconscious can really comprehend, but for people with stuff-that-matters to do: Remembering to sleep is difficult. I legit have to set reminders. Live Edit: I feel like “I legit ___” is a rhetorical method that isn’t long for this world so I shouldn’t be using it so as to keep my posts timeless but it’s too good of a way to express something that is literal without overusing that word.

My normally focused sense of time that organizes events and their detail into a mentally searchable timeline is turning into a fog of blended mental snapshots of events.

My brain always hurts. Not a headache. I don’t get headaches. But lack of sleep makes me feel my brain. I only noticed this one recently when I got a rare fully-rested night of Z’s and woke up feeling weird and disembodied because I couldn’t feel my brain. Then, as if having an M. Night Shymal-[forget-it-I-don’t-feel-like-googling-how-to-spell-his-name] flashback – I remembered that you’re not SUPPOSED to feel your brain. You’re supposed to just feel like a head on shoulders. There isn’t supposed to be a dull weight around the circumference of your skull.

None of this should be a surprise, of course. We all know we need sleep for health reasons, and as someone who has read every article on Tyrd.com (a sleep science and information blog), I shouldn’t exactly be amazed that I’m suffering effects of not being healthy. Next blog: I keep not charging my electronic devices – and they keep shutting down after a shorter than normal period!

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I'm deep and philosophical and a horse and hashtag #green. And horses.

I'm deep and philosophical and a horse and hashtag #green. And horses.