Commented on a friends status and the subject of Obama and national security was raised. I said how I’m glad he hasn’t kept his promises on a lot of the national security stuff since I’ve grown accustomed to breathing and would like to keep doing it for awhile. Someone I dont know who had also been commenting on that thread chimed in and I was curious about their opinion. Evidently, asking about it was offensive.
looks like somebody misses me… again… (and yes i file my ex’s with “EX -” before their name so they cant ambush me).
dont feel bad for her. she was a cheating cokewhore. Shortly afterward Mel Gibson called wanting his crazy back.
Awkward lulz. i texted a girl back “i guess i’m just too good to you” and she sent a long reply agreeing and being emo cuz she read it as “i’m just too good FOR you”.
bonus lulz: after i corrected her i added “this is why i’ll always be better than you”.
just ran outside with my camera to try to snag a snapshot but they were too far down the road and about to turn a corner so you have to settle for the description instead: an old man just passed my house in a golf cart walking his dog…
Went to the museum with Matt & Kylie because they had a special “dig for fossils” exhibit for kids. Turns out that digging for fossils is a lot like finding plastic toys in a sandbox! fascinating.
adults thought it was lame and boring, which the kids picked up on and didnt want to try anything. Blase Betty with the designer handbag in the background was in my party that went and summed up the mood in this background cameo. once the kids saw how motherfkkn AWESOME this shit was, they couldn’t get enough and dug in (chyea, i totally just said “dug” in. oh snap).
plus at the next table we got to put on safety goggles and clean REAL fucking fossils. and then fucking KEEP THEM. jealous much?
I didnt exactly get to keep *mine* since Mathew forgot his at the table and started panicking in the car on the way home so I had to pull mine out and lie n say it was his and I saved it. fucking kids… next time I’m going alone…
showing The Lorax to the 5yr old twin cousins and teaching them the opposite of the hippie moral: nature only exists for us to commandeer, make use of. Plants and animals have no purpose on the planet other than for humans to enjoy.
The Oncelers error was not in using natural resources with disregard to the environment because using up natures gifts for pleasure and profit is somehow wrong – his mistake was in not replenishing the source of his product or seeing the use in the surrounding nature. He could have sold Humming Fish as pets and trained Barbalouts as home aids, etc.
The Onceler breathes the same air as the Barbelouts and the Lorax, so it was stupid for him to pollute it just as it was short sighted of him to landscape the forest and ruin the water. It’s the same as in Avatar: cutting down trees to make something people want to have is not wrong. If those trees can download and upload information to and from living beings however – that’s money right there. don’t cut that shit down. Use the “i drink your milkshake” technique and drill for your Hardtogettium or whatever, diagonally.
Panda Express, you’re fkkn ridiculous. no pork fried rice? seriously? you’re so lame. don’t think we’re not fighting just cuz i got 4 other entrees and 2 sides and packed away 90% of it.
god damn im still pissed over this and that was 4 hours ago.
just when you thought Facebook had won the war, Myspace comes back in a BIG WAY… after 3 years of introducing no new features other than ones already found on Facebook, Mysapce has today rolled out a whopper: their “home” button has been replaced with an icon of a house. ho-le-shit baby…
dont call it a comeback! Myspace for tha muthafkkn WIN!
A friend tagged me and uploaded this to facebook (well, to be accurate: they did that in the reverse order) and it took me over a minute to digest this and see some kind of humor in it. up until then i was horrified and had to fight the urge to be a total queenydouche and remove the tag, go cry and throw up (instead i just did the last 2).
the original is me at the airport after an all night flight:
my coming soon Before & After shot:
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