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I’ve always been here. You just didn’t know where to look.

How deep is that title tho? Lets take a moment to marinate over the symbolism of that which is there but unseen before I undermine by noting that it’s literal and not philosophical. *Live Edit: Why did I think I needed to type out the opposite of literal? If something is literal then it’s not philosophical, bro. That’s like, what the word means. You stupid idiot.

Anyway – if you’ve been checking for updates on the main page of Richardland for the past…4 months… you haven’t seen new posts. This is wrong and I kindov apologize. Sortov. I justified it by telling myself that the REAL fans are getting the updates through the other sections and direct links I’ve been sharing on my other social media and groups, but deep in the caverns of the space that would otherwise house an organ responsible for feelings – I know this is wrong. This is unfair to you losers who don’t have those accounts and are too dumb to snoop around other areas of the site. While you are a bad person for your laziness, I still shouldn’t be punishing you in this worst way possible – an absence of me. So I almost-apologize, you dopes. Be comforted in the knowledge that the posts in other sections of the site have been moved over to this main feed. Go back and explore and be well and pray my posts never leave your life again – for it is your comfort which will breed apathy. #OnlyKnowYouLoveHerWhenYouLetHerGo

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Sorry for alarming you, I was just being hilarious

When you’re bein your thug life self and terrify other people in traffic.

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I keep forgetting to sleep

I understand this is not a problem you dopes who are so in love with being unconscious can really comprehend, but for people with stuff-that-matters to do: Remembering to sleep is difficult. I legit have to set reminders. Live Edit: I feel like “I legit ___” is a rhetorical method that isn’t long for this world so I shouldn’t be using it so as to keep my posts timeless but it’s too good of a way to express something that is literal without overusing that word.

My normally focused sense of time that organizes events and their detail into a mentally searchable timeline is turning into a fog of blended mental snapshots of events.

My brain always hurts. Not a headache. I don’t get headaches. But lack of sleep makes me feel my brain. I only noticed this one recently when I got a rare fully-rested night of Z’s and woke up feeling weird and disembodied because I couldn’t feel my brain. Then, as if having an M. Night Shymal-[forget-it-I-don’t-feel-like-googling-how-to-spell-his-name] flashback – I remembered that you’re not SUPPOSED to feel your brain. You’re supposed to just feel like a head on shoulders. There isn’t supposed to be a dull weight around the circumference of your skull.

None of this should be a surprise, of course. We all know we need sleep for health reasons, and as someone who has read every article on Tyrd.com (a sleep science and information blog), I shouldn’t exactly be amazed that I’m suffering effects of not being healthy. Next blog: I keep not charging my electronic devices – and they keep shutting down after a shorter than normal period!

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I'm deep and philosophical and a horse and hashtag #green. And horses.

I'm deep and philosophical and a horse and hashtag #green. And horses.

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Moana in tha woods.

Moana in tha woods. #disney #yourewelcome #maui

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Guys. I don’t think it would work out if I had two mouths

I’ve given it a lot of deliberation, and I’m sad to say that I just don’t see it working out. #discuss

Guys. I don't think it would work out if I had two mouths. #discuss

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I both think I am awesome and a loser for knowing this, but the hammerhead alien in the first Star Wars movie in 1979 that appears in the cantina scene is of the Ithorian species and the non-canonical books picking apart every background detail in every frame of every Star Wars movie in the 90s stated that Ithorians had a separate mouth on each side of their face, giving a stereo quality when they speak.

This is clearly not the case in the original character design depicted in the film if you ask me, but the rewrite could always get away with claiming the mouth slits are smooth when closed.

They got away with not giving Greedo any eyelids, after all.

Guys. I don't think it would work out if I had two mouths. #discuss

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Can there be such a thing as too many stickers tho? #awesomedad #jk #notadad

Can there be such a thing as too many stickers tho? #awesomedad #jk #notadad

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How many filters till I’m pretty??

While I wrote over a decade ago that wider adoption of filters and lenses is long overdue – I didn’t predict that the practice of using multi-layered over the top effects, non-ironically, going mainstream.

 

How many filters till I'm pretty??

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Just a Reminder That You’re Awesome

Don't forget #awesome

There are at least 5 reasons I hate myself for posting this.

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Why is’nt every holiday green-themed?

I mean, I guess I know why: because they’re not awesome enough, or something. But I still feel like it’s my duty to ask the bold questions no one else dares to dane. -I have no idea what I just said but it sounded good, right? I’ve definitely heard “dane” in a context similar to that so I feel like it was a pretty good bet as to whether it was coherent english or just gibberish. “Gibberish” sounds like an Irish word. It sounds like nonsense is Gibber and if you mix it up in partially understandable speak, it’s only gibber-ish.

Just kidding about the no-pinchies. You can pinch it. Just don’t break a nail on this coldass STEEL.