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Reminders are important

Reminders are important

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Tea and Death (or at least the slow march towards it all)

Tea and upbeat Nihilism

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Alexa speakers coming to the Richardland North Hollywood Compound

Press Release. For immediate distribution.

At the time of this writing, the North Hollywood Richardland Campus & Command Center Compound (NoHome RCCCC) uses a wireless audio house speaker system consisting of 4 black towers residing into the Workroom, Kitchen, Grand Hall, and Topaz Terrace area directly outside the work room facing the pool. They are badass. But they are with problem. The audio quality is only decent instead of awesome and the wireless synchronization suffers from frequent crackling noises that are total vibe killers. This announcement is to let you, the underlings who enjoy the Campus amenities, that your Dear Leader has your ear comfort and audio experience in mind and will be improving this system with a new one. What will come of the existing speakers is yet to be determined. Maybe they can be repurposed in 4 corners of surround sound for the upcoming workout room & sauna in the garage and the static wont be a problem in those closed quarters.

On the subject of their replacement: Apple is releasing a smart speaker called HomePod in December that looks awesome. But they’re high-end and expensive so we’re not doing that… Google and a couple others have some variations but lets just cut Chase open – I mean, cut to the chase: I’m settling on the new Amazon Echo 2nd generation with release on October 31st to be the new system of choice.

I have purchased 3 of the ones above, plus a smaller Echo Dot, and a Fire TV stick to replace the first generation Apple TV in the Grand Hall.

You can do cool but impractical shit with it that we will literally never use like order Dominos or call an Uber but also useful stuff like asking it what time it is, telling it to raise the volume of whatever is playing, and play whats on your phone to the nearest speaker without having to plug that or another device into a hub like the current crackle-speakers require.

Each one can play independently so each room can have a different thing playing, or they can all be in unison. You can also use them as intercoms so I could still be in bed and be like “Alexa – drop in on the workroom” and order up a grilled cheese.

I hope you enjoy this new system and the continued efforts to make your time spent in all areas of the Compound a thoroughly enjoyable one for both your earholes and the other parts of your human meat husks. Transmission End.

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Hashtag headwings….

Shouldnt these things be on my shoulder, dawg?

Hashtag headwings.... #angel #devil #snapchat

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Trolling social media and hijacking hashtags

Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, an dis lil Homie rite here the only Playboys dat matter, Cuz. #hughhefner 
Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, an dis lil Homie rite here the only Playboys dat matter, Cuz. #hughhefner #beard #bearded

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Here’s lookin at you, kid

Pensively the artist stared forward, his emerald eyes piercing the viewer like a hot sword through a obelisk of vegan butter. Green screen behind him and out of place old timey movie camera emoji floating in the empty space pretentiously suggesting that recording of severe entertainment consequence might be about to take place. His captive fans would have lost themselves in wonderment of what was in store for them, were it not for the subjects mesmerizingly roughed handsome exterior freezers no all thought attempting to percolate behind their doe eyes swooning. c

Pensively the artist stared forward, his emerald eyes piercing the viewer like a hot sword through a obelisk of vegan butter. Green screen behind him and out of place old timey movie camera emoji floating in the empty space pretentiously suggesting that recording of severe entertainment consequence might be about to take place. His captive fans would have lost themselves in wonderment of what was in store for them, were it not for the subjects mesmerizingly roughed handsome exterior freezers no all thought attempting to percolate behind their doe eyes swooning. #hashtag #pickles #existentialism #nihilism #sexybeardedman #hotguys #porn #notreally #ninja #ryangosling #tictac

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The Art of Money

Years from now this will be gazed upon in museums as intellectuals admire the layers of deep commentary and plethora of metaphors for mans struggle in the Sisyphean pursuit of greatness in capitalist survival n shit. …. #art #deep #deepthoughts #capitalism #socialism #egalitarianism #esoteric #beard #hotbeard #literally #brilliant #sexy #hotguys #insta #toomanyhashtags

Years from now this will be gazed upon in museums as intellectuals admire the layers of deep commentary and plethora of metaphors for mans struggle in the Sisyphean pursuit of greatness in capitalist survival n shit. .... #art #deep #deepthoughts #capitalism #socialism #egalitarianism #esoteric #beard #hotbeard #literally #brilliant #sexy #hotguys #insta #toomanyhashtags

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Slay the day fo that slayers pay… #workaholic #workworkwork #beard #slay #yas

Slay the day fo that slayers pay... #workaholic #workworkwork #beard #slay #yas

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Don’t be forgettin that Eclipse

I think the no-eyes look works for me cuz of my sick jawline. Wutch u lil bishes think?

I think the no-eyes look works for me cuz of my sick jawline. Wutch u lil bishes think? -- full length reminder in my Story for 24 hours only. #eclipse #hotguys - oh dang, why did I never think of just loading up my pics with flattering hashtags before?? #gorgeous #beautiful #daddy #sexyman #sexyselfie #beard #eclipse #banana #fuckballs #hailsatan #dude #jawlinegoals #stfu

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I’ve always been here. You just didn’t know where to look.

How deep is that title tho? Lets take a moment to marinate over the symbolism of that which is there but unseen before I undermine by noting that it’s literal and not philosophical. *Live Edit: Why did I think I needed to type out the opposite of literal? If something is literal then it’s not philosophical, bro. That’s like, what the word means. You stupid idiot.

Anyway – if you’ve been checking for updates on the main page of Richardland for the past…4 months… you haven’t seen new posts. This is wrong and I kindov apologize. Sortov. I justified it by telling myself that the REAL fans are getting the updates through the other sections and direct links I’ve been sharing on my other social media and groups, but deep in the caverns of the space that would otherwise house an organ responsible for feelings – I know this is wrong. This is unfair to you losers who don’t have those accounts and are too dumb to snoop around other areas of the site. While you are a bad person for your laziness, I still shouldn’t be punishing you in this worst way possible – an absence of me. So I almost-apologize, you dopes. Be comforted in the knowledge that the posts in other sections of the site have been moved over to this main feed. Go back and explore and be well and pray my posts never leave your life again – for it is your comfort which will breed apathy. #OnlyKnowYouLoveHerWhenYouLetHerGo