I can’t swirl drinks for shit

It’s way past time that I’ve admitted this problem…

For years. I have mixed powdered supplements, teas and juices and other drinkable liquids in glasses and instead of using a spoon or a stick or cement mixer or whatever it is normal people do – every single time – and I mean every. single. time… I try to do the mixing by making a liquid pinwheel in the glass. Every single time, this fails.

I mean – I guess it does what I intended and the liquids mix together and/or the Zipfizz or Emergen-C or other brand of vitamin powder I put in there absorbs into the drink. But every single time, my swirling is careless and my drink flies out of the glass…

Sometimes on the counter. Sometimes on the floor. Sometimes on me.

Never as intended.

Achieving this is my absolute dream in life
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