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Archive for August, 2009
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Apple computers is jus tha greetest
Posted on August 10, 2009 | No CommentsOh Apple, everything I ever said about you being an arrogant son of corporate tool customer raping whore from hell was all a lie. a dirty lie I tell yeh. […] -
How Vicodin kicked my ass…
Posted on August 9, 2009 | No CommentsAlternate headline: The infected Earfever PainPanic from Hell… Awful awful putrid day of dying, pain, senseless suffering and excruciating freak-outs, thy name is August 6th dos 09. On record as worst […] -
Ear infection direction perplection
Posted on August 6, 2009 | 1 CommentGood golly does my friggin ear hurt. It feels like there’s a pain bubble with a heartbeat stuck right near the hole, close enough that I can poke it with […] -
Torturous adventures @ the Sickport CA > CO > TX
Posted on August 4, 2009 | No CommentsI left my home in California early Monday morning, hitching a ride in the cousin Jenny caravan that was taking cousin April and her twin 5 yr old brats Matt […] -
Shaving is stupid anyway
Posted on August 1, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes, while trying to cut the hair off my face with sharp metal, I also cut parts of my actual face and those cuts bleed for awhile n stuff. “Is […]