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Archive for December, 2012
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Oh, Carz…
Posted on December 20, 2012 | No CommentsPictured in front of me off of Ventura Boulevard: a car with an American flag sticking out of the window, 3 American flag stickers on the back and a white […] -
Just Ninja’n Around, yo
Posted on December 19, 2012 | No CommentsMe and my ninja cartwheel moves: 1. Car that just slipped off the road in a terribly careless turn and almost killed me (im on foot): 0. Assessing the damage: […] -
Best Buy classifies my website as Porn :l
Posted on December 14, 2012 | No Commentsblurg… -
12/12/12 – the end of day/month/year duplicates for my lifetime
Posted on December 12, 2012 | No CommentsWell folks… this was it. The last time in my lifetime and most of yours (cyborgs not included) that we will ever have a date where the month, year and […] -
When friends realize I’m terrible. or something.
Posted on December 11, 2012 | No CommentsSo I got the whole “you think yer so great, but lemme lay some reality on yew Mr Notsogreat: yor not so great at all!!!1” speech from a former friend […] -
Stuff about stuff: I know it.
Posted on December 8, 2012 | No CommentsQuote of the night by unnamed female contact: “I have a question for you. cuz you know stuff about stuff? Sooooo, [proceeds with setup to question]”. The question mark is […] -
An Open Letter
Posted on December 5, 2012 | No CommentsDear young madam behind the counter at Yorgurtland who let me “wash my hands” in the bathroom that had an “out of order” sign on it: I peed in the […] -
Cuz food is art in the 21st century for some reason
Posted on December 4, 2012 | No CommentsI feel like I don’t take enough pictures of my food, so I snapped this at a Menchies frozen yogurt in North Hollywood. I was gonna do Instagrammy stuff to […] -
Goodnight
Posted on December 3, 2012 | No CommentsThis day has ended and is about to be gone forever and that is okay because there is another one tomorrow and everything that you might have lamented not happening […] -
“You dont even know me” [as a way of saying “you cant say what you just said”]
Posted on December 2, 2012 | No CommentsI first heard the “You can’t judge me” line in response to criticism of ones behavior on a talk show as a kid in the 90s and immediately knew it […]