A chat with an IM spambot

4:03:59 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: hey is this lindsey?? its rachel

11:29:28 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: stephie!! thats you right? its rachel

3:50:03 AM Awesomestguyever: that is exactly who it is… lindseystephie. omg, hi rachel!

3:50:13 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: oh hi, my bad sorry, must be the wrong person lol, whats your name then

3:50:50 AM Awesomestguyever: uh. no… i just said you have exactly the RIGHT person. i am lindseystephie. hello rachel

3:51:00 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: ahh cool cool, rachel here lol

3:51:11 AM Awesomestguyever: i just fucking said that you dumb bitch

3:51:21 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: hey you got a sec to tell me if this worked or not? i just got this new laptop and im trying to upload some new pics, and i can’t tell if its working or not

3:52:37 AM Awesomestguyever: sure. especially since that description in no way contains a porn site where i would have to enter credit card information to view said pictures. lets do this!!

3:52:48 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: cc is used in some cases only to verify ur age

3:54:59 AM Awesomestguyever: somehow im thinking a system that uses credit cards to “verify ur age” can also tell you, the uploader of the pictures, whether or not the upload was successful. you should probably just check yourself instead of bugging strangers to go through convoluted and unnecessary processes just to confirm if you really did hit the “upload” button

3:55:08 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: Credit card? well its free so maybe they just want to verify your age

3:57:40 AM Awesomestguyever: oh i get it. you’re assuming i asked you wtf “cc” means and you’re answering as if you’re not sure what you yourself just said 8 seconds ago. “idk, i was just tapping random keys and it happened to be the C. maybe credit card? ill now say ‘maybe this is the reason they need it’ even though i just told you a little bit ago ‘this is the reason they need it’.

3:57:50 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: you might have to enter a cc to verify your age huh

3:58:18 AM Awesomestguyever: we just went through that in extensive detail. you are not listening…

3:58:28 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: ok here, tell me if you can see them… http://s1021.photobucket.com/albums/af340/rachelbby_laptop/laptop%20pics/

4:00:21 AM Awesomestguyever: i can see them. and i dont need to see any more. great. this worked out perfectly. good night

4:00:32 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: hey, so im like super bored,i dunno if you are, but I know a way we can chat and have some fun.. do you cam at all? i wanna use this new webcam on the laptop lol

4:01:47 AM Awesomestguyever: as long as its through an IM client and not a credit card seeking porn site – im in!! lets do this lol. i like how you add lol at the end of things lol. it makes everything youre saying sound so much lighter and non shady lol.

4:01:57 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: cc is used to veriy age i think

4:02:43 AM Awesomestguyever: on msn? or any other instant message client that has ever existed? no. we’re good.

4:02:54 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: ok well if not you can just watch if you want, don’t matter

4:03:19 AM Awesomestguyever: if not what? i said yes twice. LETS CAM RIGHT NOW

4:03:29 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: I mean… Do you want to see me on my cam?

4:04:06 AM Awesomestguyever: what part of LETS CAM RIGHT NOW did you not understand?

4:04:16 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: ok, do you mind if i wear just my tanktop? or do you have people in the same room as you??

4:05:36 AM Awesomestguyever: there are no people in the room with me but i absolutely mind if you wear just a tanktop. wtf? why would i want your nasty ass pussy hanging out? bitch, cover that shit up. take the tanktop off and use it as underwear if you have to

4:05:45 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: Ok, here go to http://www.acceptinvite.com/ha6 and click on “JOIN FREE” at the top to accept my free invitation i sent you, you should see me when it loads i think…

4:06:10 AM Awesomestguyever: i feel like you never listen to me

4:06:19 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: you in yet?? everything should be free since i sent you that free invite

4:06:49 AM Awesomestguyever: i dont have a cc. im only 8 years old

4:07:00 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: you might have to fill out your cc info on the next page for age verification only, the card won’t be charged, thats why i sent you a free invite

4:07:16 AM Awesomestguyever: the fuck did i jus tell u? god damn u stoopid

4:07:22 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: you getting it???

4:07:30 AM Awesomestguyever: are YOU getting it???

4:07:40 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: k you in yet babe?? its http://www.acceptinvite.com/gy8 again, im getting lonely in here

4:07:50 AM Awesomestguyever: i hope you die in a fire