A Milestone

This might have been a little mean, but come on… Girls just have to be smarter if they’re gonna presume to talk to me…

Lillerchick3: hey Cassie wasnt drunk this time when i kicked her out
richar900: a milestone
Lillerchick3: ?
richar900: noteworthy event
Lillerchick3: huh
richar900: jesus. — good. great. its a momentous occasion that she wasn’t drunk for once when you gave her the boot. celebration is required. i’ll mark my calendar. local news and world leaders should be alerted. new coins should be minted in its honor. it’s a big deal. out of the ordinary. should be acknowledged.
richar900: thats as many ways as i can think to say it.

She was mad at me for a little after that, but shouldn’t I be the one mad at HER for being so mother effing dense?

Gimmie some back up here peeps.

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