I cant decide if necrophiliacs would have a field day during the zombie apocalypse or if they’d hate it just as much as anyone else.
cuz on the one hand they’re sexually attracted to corpses, but on the other – maybe the turn on is over the bodies being lifeless so the walking undead would be useless to them. Idk.
It’s a tough one cuz it’s not clear whether the root of the attraction is the decaying flesh (in which case you just round up a couple hotties and muzzle them Hannibal Lector style to prevent contagion spreading bites and go to freakin town) – or if it’s the vacancy of the body that they find arousing (in which case Zombieland is a case of “water water everywhere and not a drop to drink”).
Normally i’d say it was the rot and rigidity of death that they’re into, thus a zombie would be a dream come true, since they wouldn’t need to go through the trouble of grave-robbing if it were just “sex with something that doesn’t move” that they were after – they could just call some of my ex-girlfriends.
BUT – I saw a dramatization of serial killer Ted Bundys life and they had a scene where he was making his girlfriend hold her breath and lay perfectly still while he nails her (he went on to bang some or most of the people he killed) so that suggests that at least for some it IS the blankness of their sex partner that they like.
This is a tough one.
Gonna have to work on it in the lab for awhile.
DISCUSS…………..
UPDATE: I guess the Price was Wrong on this? I’m not sure if this chick deleted me cuz of this post or if it was just a coincidence that it be my time on her chopping block…
UPDATE: whats the morality of zombie sex anyway? being a mindless shell of a former being seems like it would remove your ability to consent to intercourse. then again, they arent special needs kids – they’re predatory monsters. so… itd be like raping a wolf or something. except its human. so… maybe a states-rights thing?
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