Attention Females: It’s too early to be this fat

c’mon now ladies. it is WAY too early be losing that summer figure.

Traditionally you’re not supposed to be chubbing back up and still be accepted by society till after Thanksgiving, but at least – at LEAST – wait till after sluttyHalloween. seriously. pull yourself together!

I’m glad we had this pep talk. now get out there and make me proud!