I was originally just going to post something like “You look great today” as my Facebook status… but then I started rolling and couldnt stop…
Did you take Awesome pills last night? Cuz you look GREAT today. I’d ask if you wanna make out but i’m too intimidated by your hottness. mmm. workin it. For real. Keep it up, you saucy slice of sass loljk…
Yes, I’m talking to YOU. I know you think this isn’t special cuz I’m talking to “everyone” but I’m not. I’m talking just to you. You fine. Intelligent. Confident. Angel of Root Beer and poppyseed.
All I need now are directions to the bakery, cuz, I just want a Cutiepie like you!
Fu reel… do you see a video game in front uh me, dawg? Thats cuz I aint playin.
This is REAL.. This TRUE. You da best. Remmmema that. Always. (or sometimes)
Even though it became more “creative writing” and less “facebook status”, I posted it anyway to see what the reaction would be: not necessarily through comments, but through their absence. IE: If no one comments or Likes this status – they didnt get it. They read it and went “WTF is this?” and kept scrolling. However, if a couple people get on board and go along with it, i’ll dub it a success. It’s a weird series of sentences to have pass through in your feed. Lets test.
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