There is a Red Mango down the road here at my apartment in Hawaii and i have been partaking in abundance. You don’t know what that is cuz you’re not a hip and trendy cutting edge dude likes me’z but its a Koren frozen yogurt place that competes with Pinkberry (which you also don’t know crap about and im disgusted by you for it). It took a few times before i thought of dumping it into a my breakfast fruit but its delishe. Who knew half a cup of frozen yogurt in half a papaya would be such heaven-on-a-spoon? me. I did. thats why i did it. and like always, i was right. i was sooooo right. which makes every bite so much more delicious cuz upon each insertion into my mouth i can go “yup. i was right” – “mmm. i thought ah this” – “OOoh, really? Richard, you dog!”.
Also, no one gives a crap about recycling. so. get with it Hawaii. god, Hawaii is so dumb sometimes.
One thing thats never lame though is giant heapings of awesome frozen yumgurt smashed into tropical fruit the size of a Beverly Hills bra. the only thing that would have made this more cool is if instead of a papaya i had a super ripe mango. cuz like – as much as i hate explaining the wordplay here, its notsomuch an explanation as much as i just have to show the phrase “eating red mango, out of a red mango”. lolz u guys! omg. I’m in Hawaii.
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