Beach Body

I was just down at the beach, took my shirt off and was all like –

I could only count 4 of my abs. It was disgusting. A child cried, and I made an old man and a pigeon vomit. A PIGEON for God sake.. -the same airborne balls of disease that scavenge for peoples discarded french fries on the ground.

I was going to run or do laps in the ocean or something but then I fell asleep. Maybe tomorrow.