I got a rubber ball on a plastic rod to beat myself with for Christmas cuz up till now i would just use whatever is laying around and usually hurt myself. like those times i was hammering out tense muscles in my back with.. a hammer. bruises occurred. I’ve been enjoying slamming my muscles with it, from my feet to my hands to the muscle shaft next to my shins and beyond. I found an area around my elbow that makes my middle and index finger involuntarily point straight upon tapping, so that’s pretty cool.
I don’t know why more people dont violently pound themselves with things like this. It feels great. I realize I like muscle percussion a lot more than others – always punching my hips, kneading my calves, and walking on rocks to dig into my tight tissue – but we all like massages, right? You should give it a try. Maybe it will make you less of a bitch all the time. Just sayin.
I also got a shiatsu foot massager that digs deep and feels awesome. I have a shiatsu back roller thing too but it’s not as hardcore as I need it. I’m looking for one I can lay down on instead of sit upright so the weight of my body can push into the turning robot thumbs and make it hurt so good. Everyone should squish up their muscles regularly. It’s like wringing out a sponge, except instead of water pouring out, its your stress and desire to stab things.
If you exercise a lot or just get tense muscles or just like to beat yourself with things, you definitely should invest in these body hammer slapper wands. I use them with this tri-spiked DaVinci red thing that you lay on in various positions and let it poke your pressure points for added niceness. You can even get the back bat and triangle red thing to lay on
These things make me understand how/why so many of you ladies talk about your *other* kind of massagers like they’re people. Objects that make you feel good are better than humans.
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