Bitches be crazy: 09 edition 3,028

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richard
– December 2, 2009Posted in: Adventures

Last night I posted this status to Facebook:

girls in flyover country are so much prettier than the fake plastic Pam Andy wannabes and fatty skanked out cokewhores on the coasts. I’m trippin to St Louis before Christmas for no other reason than to spend some quality time with females that don’t make me want to vomit in their hair and rub it around in their face

oooo, controversial, right? Ya, I didn’t think so either.  Jen Anderson did though…

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Laura doesnt have very much faith in the female gender if she agrees with my status but thinks that my attitude of having standards in a relationship will always forbid one. I told her to give her gender some credit even though I knew the real motive behind the “attitude about women” thing was doublespeak for “I agree with this status update, but someone else said something shitty about Richard and I don’t want to waste this opportunity to join in at some capacity”.

That observation isn’t nearly as messed up though as Jens defense of the cruel, shallow, insincere, morally hollow drug addicted selfish lifestyle i gave a thumbs down to.  I said on the comment thread:

I’m interested in your criticism Jen, but without context it doesnt make any sense. All you did was say “oh ya?? YOU are” by calling my scorn for lowly shallow snobs, itself low, shallow and snobby.
instead of just calling me a “fuckin dick” for praising genuine and personality driven girls as attractive, perhaps you could explain why that preference of mine incites so much rage within you.
And this was Jens response…
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so Jen *AGREES* with “probably the lowest/shalowest [sic], rudest thing [she’s] heard a guy say in a while”? aaand… only went on the hate binge because a “generalization” (aka “something that is generally true”) was made?
uh…why? because you disagree that the east and west coast (where ive spent each half of my life + a brief stay in the middle) are generally more likely than the middle of the country to produce higher rates of superficial druggie sluts? (if so, what are you basing that claim on?) or because you just hated that i pointed that out?…

I wouldnt be “glad i made my opinion” if you really think you were “just saying [i do] not have to use such rude language” because i “sound negative and no one likes that” since that isnt at all what you were “just saying”. you dont even believe your own ideals if your way of informing me that i dont have to use rude language and shouldnt be negative (since no one likes that) is to call me a “low down, rude, shallow, snobby fuckin dick”…


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