I was watching Family Guy on my other computer just now and picking some remnants of the leftover Chinese i h
ad for breakfast out of my teeth and picking the remnants of boogers out of my nostril with my other hand – partially as an excuse to use the word “remnants” but also because it was there and should be removed, per the rules of good hygiene i read in this book my mom gave me. trouble is that when i removed them to do a tongue check and feel if i got the Chine bit out, i forgot which hand was doing which job and accidentally mixed them up…
mmwhhhaaat?! no, it was an accident! i swearz!
no i dont. cuz it never happened. or did it? that’s the charm of richardland, folks. you dont know what shit im completely making up, what im retelling 100% accurately and what is a magical blend of the three.
hopefully, with a little bit of humor..and a little bit of fun.. we can all learn to judge each other less harshly when we do things like catch them accidentally put their booger finger in their teeth.
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