California is really hot (and its October)

This 85 degree room feels more like 95, but doing sit&pushups in front of a fan = your sweat becomes an instant coolant. Take THAT, nature. Especially since sweat just by itself is supposed to be exactly that (an instant coolant) but however many degrees it actually lowers the body on average – I think we can all agree it aint enough. Screw you, sweat. You are outdated and just make exorcizing wet and smelly. No one likes you. Go back inside our bodies where you belong and let our water bottles and personal luxury myster fans handle the requirements of overheating regulation.