Can’t handle a doughnut? HAVE ALL THA DOUGHNUTS IN THA WOOORLD!

Enough is too much. My previously detailed doughnut saga has been bumming me out because if age and metabolism deterioration has crushed me to this point where a couple rings of glazed dough are going to be my kryptonite – I might as well pack it in. But then I thought…hmmm. pack it in… ya. I need to pack in every one of these monsters and show my body who’s boss. Cuz science works like that, right? So boom. I went on a nut scarfing spree.

sure enough, it started to weigh me down. So obviously I went for a run. I ran 2 miles and then continued a workout at home. I flopped on the couch for 99 seconds and then was upright and productive the rest of the day. Why? Cuz no doughnuts gonna get me down.

I can eat all the doughnuts in the world. I am unstoppable. I need a nap. I am awesome. I am tired. I.P. Freely.

Goodnight.

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