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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
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How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
Posted on January 28, 2023 | No CommentsLaying here plugged into my various Youth machines, lasers, and serums, thinking about early 2000’s dumb things and sent someone a message using the phrase about me being strapped into […] -
I can’t swirl drinks for shit
Posted on January 17, 2023 | No CommentsIt’s way past time that I’ve admitted this problem… For years. I have mixed powdered supplements, teas and juices and other drinkable liquids in glasses and instead of using a […] -
Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
Posted on January 12, 2023 | No CommentsOver the last 5 years these realtime video filters have been progressing and it won’t be too long before they are indistinguishable from reality. This one looked better in real […] -
It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
Posted on January 10, 2023 | No CommentsI just found this out today and it is disturbing and you should not be okay with the paucity in our linguistic matriculations. I have literally been saying this for […] -
Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
Posted on December 2, 2022 | No CommentsWe all know that glowing stuff is super rad – obvs – but why doesn’t it ever actually… like… work? Glow-paint always over promises and goes to subterranean levels of […] -
It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
Posted on October 21, 2021 | No CommentsIt’s been said by Christopher Walken, 90s cartoons, and was a popular pull quote from 2004’s Ben Stiller comedy Dodgeball (the most famous iteration of the phrase) and up until […] -
“We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
Posted on September 23, 2021 | No CommentsThis meme was posted in a group on Facebook and many of you will hate me for picking it apart and pointing out what a lie it is, but I […] -
Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
Posted on August 19, 2021 | No CommentsFuture Video Game Idea: Your full consciousness is analyzed and copied into code and then duplicated into 7.5 billion NPC’s (Non-Playable Characters) that get get born and die at a […] -
Puking for no good reason is such a waste
Posted on July 21, 2021 | No CommentsHey Body. Mind here. Can we talk for a minute about what just happened?… yea. it’s about the puke. I know you think you did the right thing but just […] -
The official Lyrics to Mmbop are dumber than you think
Posted on July 16, 2021 | No CommentsMmmbop by Hanson – one of the biggest hits in the 90s – makes no sense in any possible way. There is no secret meaning or reference – it’s just […]