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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Cuz food is art in the 21st century for some reason
Posted on December 4, 2012 | No CommentsI feel like I don’t take enough pictures of my food, so I snapped this at a Menchies frozen yogurt in North Hollywood. I was gonna do Instagrammy stuff to […] -
“You dont even know me” [as a way of saying “you cant say what you just said”]
Posted on December 2, 2012 | No CommentsI first heard the “You can’t judge me” line in response to criticism of ones behavior on a talk show as a kid in the 90s and immediately knew it […] -
Too much for Craigslist?
Posted on November 29, 2012 | No CommentsMale recovering from a fever seeks attractive female to deliver soup and watch Disney movies from the security of a warm blanket in a dark room. Excellent opportunity to experience […] -
Confucius Knows
Posted on November 27, 2012 | No CommentsThe man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration. [Confucius] Had this quote on my mind today while being impenetrably […] -
I am thankful for…
Posted on November 22, 2012 | No CommentsI am thankful for there being a world with a human population because otherwise all of *this* awesomeness would just go out into the ether and never be shared with […] -
Just so you know…
Posted on November 14, 2012 | No CommentsSo I click over to my Facebook messages and it auto-displays your most recent interaction, which for me is a conversation with a chick in where I use the scientific […] -
It’s a different world in there…
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How I Sleep…
Posted on November 10, 2012 | No CommentsSee this image on Miss Ashley Pants’ blog to identify your sleeping position. I usually fall to right-before-sleep mode on my stomach but cant sleep that way so when im almost […] -
Dough for to play with nowz
Posted on November 9, 2012 | No CommentsJust got a sudden and overwhelming urge to play with (and smell, obviously) a large quantity of Playdough. I feel like I need to squish some immediately… seriously might get […] -
Lets just get this one thing straight…
Posted on November 3, 2012 | No CommentsDear lady who was silently judging me at the grocery store: It just doesnt work that way :l …