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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Unwinding lyke a[n Asian] BAWS
Posted on March 25, 2012 | No CommentsI was reminded that I have this and dont play in it do serious corporate and new-age yoga type stuff (for the interesting dichotomy) in it. I’m snickering cuz it’s […] -
Birthday Blog
Posted on March 19, 2012 | No CommentsMorning: I feel like a freakin million bucks. Mid Day: I’m kindov mega-depressed a lil bit. and its nothing to do with getting older or any kind of weird realization […] -
Cali Rainy Patrick
Posted on March 17, 2012 | No CommentsIt’s St Patricks day and has been raining here all day, which is like a meteor shower for southern california so its not looking like anyone besides the cars passing […] -
One-upping Introduction War
Posted on March 16, 2012 | No Comments3 days after being invited to a private facebook group of nice people, a friend was also entered in and introduced himself to everyone with a friendly hello. I did […] -
Give it your all and do it with CLASS
Posted on March 15, 2012 | No CommentsThis counts as classy, right? -
Cap’n Crunch = broken glass + sugar & milk
Posted on March 10, 2012 | No CommentsDude isnt even a real captain. It’s like when they have to say “Reel TV” or “Choklatey” or when Pinkberry has to call their non-yogurt “swirly goodness”. but damn if […] -
Facebook’s Friend Request Bait and Switch
Posted on March 7, 2012 | 1 Commentaw, weaksauce. Facebook has been punking me for idk how long. thought i was being super generous and allowing new random people onto my friends list (as i do) by […] -
Shape-Ups
Posted on March 5, 2012 | No CommentsToday is dedicated to trying to figure out what is a proper condensed way of quickly saying “I’m wearing Shape-ups, so i’m actually going faster than you” to a fellow […] -
Join Me…
Posted on March 3, 2012 | No Comments