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Wrong kinda party…
Posted on May 19, 2016 | No CommentsWhen she spills wine on the carpet and cleans it up with baking soda, but you walk in and get confused at what kind of a party this is… -
Just a king surveying his options in the valleys of his kingdom.
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Gas Gettin in the Irish Spirit
Posted on March 17, 2016 | No CommentsDamn diesel… When the other prices go red you go back at it again with the green, filling vans. #stpatricksday #damndaniel View this post on Instagram A post shared by […] -
Rest is for poor people and losers
Posted on March 7, 2016 | No CommentsWhen it’s 3am and you’ve been working 16 hours straight and those Monday deadlines just barely got done cuz you desperately don’t want to stress out the boss any further, […] -
When a girl you already swiped re-appears in your Tinder deck…
Posted on March 3, 2016 | 1 CommentWhen I see a girl on Tinder that I’ve already swiped before I always assume she’s re-appearing in my deck because she accidentally Nope’d me in what was immediately identified […] -
You feelin me bro? #calves
Posted on February 24, 2016 | No Comments -
Staring contest with the devil
Posted on January 28, 2016 | No Comments -
When your world is such a carnival that the sky is cotton candy. #nofilter
Posted on January 13, 2016 | No Comments -
Merry and bright and Texas all night
Posted on December 26, 2015 | No Comments -
#partyhard
Posted on December 26, 2015 | No Comments