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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Coming Soon
Posted on July 4, 2011 | No CommentsSome Americans need hyphens in their names, because only part of them has come over; but when the whole man has come over, heart and thought and all, the hyphen […] -
Pops Retirement Party
Posted on June 25, 2011 | No CommentsListen bitches, I dont care if you’re 8 years old: y’all need to recognize what a deep and nuanced individual your uncle&cousin Rich is… (in response to: “how come you’re […] -
Invent this please
Posted on June 21, 2011 | No Commentssleeping is so lame. instead of caffeine drinks to keep us awake, there should be a pill containing a chemical multivitamin for the brain that is the same as an […] -
Cap Trap
Posted on June 19, 2011 | No Comments -
Sexy Figues: girls vs boys
Posted on June 16, 2011 | 2 CommentsThis continued, but since Facebook only allows urls in comments (sometimes, that is. i’ve had a lot auto-removed when posting comments), it’s better to copy & paste with the embedded […] -
English keeps me up at night
Posted on June 14, 2011 | No CommentsIt’s one of those nights again… the kind where i cant sleep cuz my brain is trying to reconcile the dichotomy of wanting to say “expresso” and “sherbert” but knowing […] -
Find My iPad
Posted on June 7, 2011 | No CommentsCan someone call my iPad for me? idk where the hell it is. UPDATE: I was able to find it by having Apple call it. they can track it if […] -
Waking on Empty
Posted on June 5, 2011 | No CommentsWaking up early makes me hungry as fkkkk. I downed 5 chicken fingers, a double cheeseburger, fries, vanilla milkshake and salad just 6 hours ago and i feel empty and […] -
Last Minute Invites
Posted on June 3, 2011 | No CommentsFRIEND: “Dude, you HAVE to come to this party tonight! it doesn’t start till 9 so you have plenty of time. its gonna be bomb! VIP, free food and drinks, […] -
I’m not in Pirates 4. but I maybe coulda been. poss
Posted on June 1, 2011 | No CommentsForgot to ask if theres a sexy Phillipe priest in the new pirates movie and whats the reaction about him? I came across my audition invitation for that role last […]